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jesus junkies

people, who's lives are governed by the mythological figure of a character in religious folklore, by the name of jesus.
The controversial World Youth Day in Sydney, Austalia, July 2008, is a gathering of hundreds of thousands of cathiolic jesus junkies, including their top godgobber, the octogenerian German warmongering agitator, Pope Benedict Ratzinger the XV1.
by Frosty Grego March 8, 2008
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Junies

A prison-jail name for your asshole.
Don't shower with peaches if you want your junies to stay intact.
by Jasonb1985 December 29, 2018
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jungle junkies

came from the origin jungle.also known as a group of assholes who say their in a gang.
by angelena February 20, 2005
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Assfault Junkies

A Cincinnati based sport bike motorcycle club. Colors are black and yellow with a nuclear reactor symbol the icon.
by KneeDownInCinci June 5, 2010
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jehovah jiving jesus junkies

Another terminology for ya jesus believing godgobbers.Especially of (but not exclusive of)christian evangelicals, pentecostals, revivalist gatherings etc, and people who roll around the aisles and stages at one Benny Hinn's many fraudulent, hoax healing type shenanigans.
Typical of people who never shut up about jesus and their frigging god and other nauseatingly repetitive religious stuff. Also a terminology of all religious devotees of jesus based cults, from catholics to mormons, from anglicans to presbyterians to zionists. The whole a to z of jesus gobbers.
Anybody who is consumed by religion, from popes to priests, bishops to nuns, mother superiors to reverends,etc,etc,.......and all their indoctrinated followers !
We opened our front door and there was 2 white shirted blokes on the verandah. They immediately launched into... "Hello, we are from the church of jesus christ of latter day saints, and we'd like to talk to you about......",,,,,,,,
"ARHH FUCKING HECK !, it's the bloody mormons !" shouted me misses. "Piss off ya dopey fucking jehovah jiving jesus junkies !", I added for good measure. The little lady then gave 'em a parting send off with, "Yeh, fuck off and don't come back, we're Atheists ya silly pricks !"
They never did come back !
by Frosty Grego March 5, 2008
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jungle junkies

This is a term used for describing a group of people who are avid listeners of jungle music, aka junglists.
'Check out those oldschool jungle junkies, they got some crazy moves!'
by jump up 4 ever May 10, 2006
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Junkies

slang for heroin addicts. derived from the term "Junk" meaning heroin.
A Po Po arrest a Junkies for heroin abbuse.
by lilcrzytimmy January 25, 2009
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