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Juantanemo

A guy named Juan who is a complete disaster, with no obvious solution.
"That guy Juan is cute... is he single?" "Who, you mean Juantanemo? If you're smart, you'll steer clear of that whole disaster."
by Heather454 July 12, 2017
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junathan

Junathan is a magnificent beast, the name Junathan was created in the 2000’s by a man named Mark Solomon. If your blessed to have this name you are most likely to be the sexiest man in the world to ever have walked the planet that pulls chicks left right and centre, however he’s the most loyal person that you’ll know.The penis size of this lad is massive and usually does damage to a women’s pussy.
Junathan is so dam sexy!
Who is that guy walking down the street his name must be junathan because he’s so god dam sexy!
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Jonatan Aron Leandoer Håstad

The full name of Swedish rapper, singer, and song writer known as Yung Lean.
“Hey, what’s Yung Lean’s full name?”
“Oh, it’s Jonatan Aron Leandoer Håstad.”
by babyaxstro August 2, 2024
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The Jonatan Effect

much like a virus or a parasite, this effect gives aids like symptoms to everyone in a quarter mile radius as well as severe depression
tommy: d'you hear what happened to earl?

mike: yeah, hes only got so long to live now that he has the jonatan effect
by kdsrches March 3, 2023
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