Juanism

A play on words, also known as a homophone, involving the name Juan and the word 'one' or any other word which creates the 'wha' sound, i.e. one=Juan.

Juanisms are a common occurrence in the United States. However, due to the less frequent occurrence of the name Juan, Juanisms are particularly entertaining in English speaking countries where the Latino population is significantly lower. ex. Canada

Examples of Juanism(s);
juanderful, juan on juan, buy juan get juan free, two for the price of juan, the Juan and only, juant not waste not,...you get the idea.

by Ro Pie January 26, 2007

Janisse

A bubbly, intelligent, smart, beautiful and courageous human being that embraces life with love & care for others.

Wow, she’s so inspiring…She’s a JANISSE!!!

by gbar February 3, 2010

James A. Janisse

The host of the YouTube channel Dead Meat,and the host of the series on the channel,The Kill Count

"Did you see that new video James A. Janisse put out? It's amazing!"

by Elhac April 7, 2021

juanito

Juanito is pretty funny guy, sometimes can be sarcastic, sometimes can be stupid but always there for you at times and has a deep voice

Man I am such a Juanito

by lateackkid5 November 16, 2016

Jeanis

The crease in jeans that occurs on your zipper when you sit down. Looks like a small penis, hence "jeanis"

Dude, nice jeanis, you horny bastard!

by AIDZ September 27, 2005

juanica

once every five years, a whale with antlers, crawls out of the ocean to molest small children.

Don't go outside today Bradley, it's the year of Juanica.

by Aubrie Taylor April 13, 2006

junism

{joo-niz-uh m}

-noun

A statement intended to be wise but is inadvertently humorous and/or witty.

A: "Life is like a donut, one day you may end up with a perfectly round donut, the next you might just have the hole."

B: "Now that is definitely a junism I would live by."

by peachy_keen_jellybean March 31, 2009