Johannesburg

biggest, baddest city in South Africa, where the diamond smugglers mingle with the carjackers to make life strange.

I had to get out of Johannesburg for the weekend so I flew to Cape Town for the ocean breezes.

by adam_before_eve April 27, 2006

scarlett johannson

She's hot. She's so hot that if I were a lesbian I would make sweet, sweet love to her.

Scarlett Johannson turned me on greatly in Ghost World.

by warped columbia February 21, 2004

scarlett johansson

The definition of sexy. Nice lips, breasts, eyes, face and a very sexy monotone voice.

She's perfect.

by jpj June 17, 2004

johannes bogaards

Johaness Bogaards is the lay person's name for a small type of rodent, equipped with tiny reproductive organs and big, fish-like lips. The full Latin name of the spieces is "Johaness Bogaards Minimum Penis". This specific type of rodent is found typically under beds and pillows, where it slobbers to oblivion.

"Ouh, you look like a johannes bogaards, whipe that face of yours!", or "Oh My, his penis was so small, like on one of those Johannes Bogaardses on TV"

by Yasho1984 May 28, 2014

Jhanesha

Whenever you hear this name, you’ll automatically think of it as someone special. A person who will never give up even if problems come, a person who cares for the people around her a lot, a person who never fails to make you smile, a person who will always be there no matter what, a person who loves to be happy and loves to make others happy as well. The person with this name is precious but never take her for granted, she deserves way more than everything in this world. She is the type of person who will be a human diary and a crying shoulder for you. Her heart is way too worthy to be compared to a gold, the heart she has is limited edition. In conclusion, “Jhanesha” is someone you have to protect, love, and always give her the hug she deserves.

Have you heard of Jhanesha who loves her best friends a lot?

by gabrielleboo June 7, 2021

sue johannson

sue johannson has a show on the oxygen network where she answers hilarious sex questions. She is an elderly woman, which makes watching her show a late-night favorite. Her show features the famous pleasure chest.

sue johannson is the man... errr... woman

by dmby.com May 13, 2005

scarlett johansson nudes

Nude pictures of Scarlett Johansson

God, i wish I had some Scarlett Johansson nudes

by Mike is the plot February 26, 2017