jizzbomb

One part jizz, two part red bull. Its like a jager bomb but with jizz, drink until drunk.

Sweetlips got sloshed off of all the jizzbombs he drank.

by Dan Carle December 31, 2007

old jizzom trail

a "snail trail", or dried line of spermatozoa, evidence of dried (or wet!) male effluent

i had to clean my sheets when i saw the old jizzom trail

looking at her 'snatch', i spotted the old jizzom trail

by michael foolsley December 20, 2013

jizzdump

Extreme male orgasmic reaction to extraordinary stimulus. Not to be confused with cumdumpster.

I think I just took a jizzdump!

by BRWEIR March 4, 2011

Jizzbomb

A large Christmas tree, covered with warm sticky semen and a cloak made of the stimulant drug cocaine.

It's just for decoration.

jason, i can't believe i'm defining jizzbomb. it's so stupid..

by TJH III. July 16, 2008

Jizzcompartment

Compartment for your jizz.

Bill: I need to bust a nut so I called my old faithful Jizzcompartment for a little fun.

by ScubaSnow November 22, 2011

Jizzometres

The unit of messurment used to calculate how far you jizz in a fap session.

Bruh last night when I was fapping I jizzed 3 jizzometres.

by The Fap Factory January 3, 2017

Jizdom

When , immediately after jacking off, your mind is cast out into the depths of the universe to see knowledge you could not dream to acquire in any other way. While once you were ignorant now you are enlightened.

Guy 1: Hey , did you study for that test next period?
Guy 2: Hell naw! But last night I jacked off and got some jizdom, can fucking speak Spanish now.
Guy 1: it’s a Trigonometry test you fucking idiot.
Guy 2: Fuuuuuu...

by ElectricSun January 6, 2019