Jizzbomb

When a russian child becomes 16, they throw special birthday parties. The main event is when the Jizzbomb is brought out. It is a large cake that when the candles burn down to the bottom, it explodes and white cream flies everywhere on everyone's face.

Boris: The load from that jizzbomb was huge, it coated my eyes!
Marissa: I know, i was so excited. I licked all that jizzbomb off good.
Your mum: FUCK MY BOTTOM, jizz in my eyes.

by j7x November 25, 2006

jizzboobtastic

when someones jizz goes all over someones boobs in the shape of a star

trevor: OH MAN MAN LAST NIGHT WAS GREAT MAN!!
chris: oh really, why man?
trevor: CUZ I JIZZBOOBTASTIC ALL OVER LEXI'S BOOBS MAN!!
chris: oh man man thats whats up.

by xxBARBIIExx November 27, 2011

subteranean jizzbomb

A special move/superpower employed rarely by the jizzbomber in which an enemy is fended off by ejaculating in his/her Jimmy John's sub.

My friend pissed off the jizzbomber and was pleasantly surprised when he received extra special sauce on his JJ slim sub sandwich. He was unaware of the effect of a subteranean jizzbomb on his psyche.

by Black Caesar December 9, 2008

jizzbomb

One part jizz, two part red bull. Its like a jager bomb but with jizz, drink until drunk.

Sweetlips got sloshed off of all the jizzbombs he drank.

by Dan Carle December 31, 2007

jizzbob

you mommy choking on my cum

omg i just gave a jizzbob

by tobz June 16, 2003

Jizzbomb

A large Christmas tree, covered with warm sticky semen and a cloak made of the stimulant drug cocaine.

It's just for decoration.

jason, i can't believe i'm defining jizzbomb. it's so stupid..

by TJH III. July 16, 2008

jizzbo

Commonly, a person, often a male musician or record collector, who is a fan of classic jizz, bebop jizz, big band jizz, and especially jizz fusion. Less commonly: an insatiable woman who craves the vital essence of strangers on busses, trains, and in the back of Arby's.

"Ever since he got that mysteriously sticky fedora, Jason seems like such a jizzbo". Or: "That jizzbo Helen better change skirts before she goes to Bible study; she reeks of au jus and sin."

by RandyBob August 10, 2021