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jizzhead

a person with the name justin fisher.
justin is a jizzhead.
by cj March 30, 2004
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jizzard

A spermacious lizard
Upside-down umbrellas with sperm sidewiders contain jizzards.
by Orly's October 4, 2005
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Jizzard

The act of one man ejaculating into/onto another mans penis while the other does the same.
"Last night my boyfriend and I had a jizzard in the public bathroom
by Gahd February 21, 2014
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jizzard

The flurry of semen that is released from the penis of a pornographic star upon his ejaculation.
Holy shit we're caught in his jizzard!
by Andrew aka Dirdy Sanchez September 27, 2003
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jizzard

A male who masturbates constantly, while thinking of other men.
"My friend Cory is a jizzard."
by Lenniz August 24, 2006
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jizzberies

Sperm when it is still in the testicals.
"His sack wuz full a dem jizzberies!"

"George asked his dad what was in the pouch between his legs. His dad replied "Those are just your jizzberries son!"
by Johnny P. Enis August 1, 2008
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Jizztard

A retard who doesn't know how to jizz.
Or how to masterbate.
Bob Marley was a Jizztard
by Mr.Whippy XD November 22, 2010
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