by Bonkzzz April 6, 2022
Get the Jizzfarts up yesterday mug.When you complete an event in each major jizz sport (jizz baseball, jizz soccer, jizz and field, etc.). The winner of a jizzathalon gets slimed in jizz (similar to the winner of a Nickelodeon kids choice award, but less green assuming the donor jizz is healthy).
Wanna run a jizzathalon later?
Remember that one time you completed a jizzathalon and got slimed in moderately green jizz.
Remember that one time you completed a jizzathalon and got slimed in moderately green jizz.
by Jizzonah May 6, 2023
Get the Jizzathalon mug.The reason the world will end in 2012. Dairy Queen's overpriced products will trigger DQ product designers to desperately create a mixture of porn and ice cream to promote sales: the "Jizzard." The resulting atrocity will herald the collapse of the Earth's civilizations.
I would like a number 69 with an Oreo Breasticle Jizzard instead of the Pepsi.
Thanks, that'll be 6.90 at the window.
Thanks, that'll be 6.90 at the window.
by Mighara June 26, 2010
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by Master B Man May 22, 2008
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n.
1.
1. An occurrence causing widespread destruction and distress; a catastrophe.
2. A grave misfortune.
jizzaster
n.
(disaster + jizz) / 2
n.
1.
1. An occurrence causing widespread destruction and distress; a catastrophe.
2. A grave misfortune.
jizzaster
n.
(disaster + jizz) / 2
1. I just blew my load all over my term paper! What a fucking jizzaster.
2. I can't see! I had a jizzaster and shot myself in the eye. Goddamnitjesusfuck.
2. I can't see! I had a jizzaster and shot myself in the eye. Goddamnitjesusfuck.
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