Jizzed in my pants

To screw up something that was a sure thing.

Hey how'd your calc test go?

Not good. I knew the stuff, I just jizzed in my pants.

by Spocker December 2, 2010

Jizzed In My Pants

Someone who gets overly excited or horny and they ejaculate in their pants.

"Zack what are you making that face for? You look really horny and we are in an all boys school. Your scaring me."

"Dude I feel so good I just Jizzed In My Pants."

by Smithers john January 31, 2009

Jizerable

When someone is most unhappy because they have not had an opportunity to masturbate to the level of ejaculation.

Used as follows: "It's been so long, god I'm jizerable"
Also can be used when someone near you has had sex and you have not, this can also make you jizerable.

by AdminJJ11 August 24, 2019

jiedel

A mf who is focused when playing basketball that’s hair reminds me of a fucking 80’s haircut and the worst out of 2hype x 100thieves

Jiedel also known as a mf who is stiff like a Jrodel

by Jiedel November 29, 2020

Jizzed in my pants

what happens to men when they discover bruce willis is dead at the end of sixth sense.

when i bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense i.. JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

by bagelbailey June 7, 2009

Jizzed In My Pants

A song parody on Saturday Night Live and a slang term for sperming in your pants.

Example 1:
"I just ate a grape and I JIZZED, IN, MY PANTS"


Example 2:
Mike:"I just jizzed in my pants......"

Brad:" NO MAN WHY DID YOU?!"

by Brad5o5 January 31, 2009

Jiz or Jizzed

Cum or Ejaculated

When We Were Having Sex, He Jizzed In My Face - Jiz or Jizzed

by xxKBUDxx July 10, 2011