jewlee

Name, jewlee, means dark haired, funny, giving, impulsive, beautiful, dorky, strong, mother of a large family. Probably the greatest girl in the world.

That chick Jewlee is truly dazzling

by anonymous1235813 February 25, 2010

Jewlemma

When an individual is torn between both the sentimental or emotional value of an object and it's potential monetary value.

He really liked the look of his fancy new bottle, but it could be returned for an entire ten cents. What a jewlemma!

by MarkleBear December 10, 2010

Jewgle

A group of five or more Jewish people.

I was walking down the street on Saturday and there was a Jewgle coming toward me, it kinda freaked me out.

by Azi15 October 9, 2006

Jewlez Syndrome

the worst of all syndromes started on COD zombies here a young girl was struck down so many times she was given a syndrome it is extremely contagious and if possible avoided at all costs. the symptoms for said syndrome are as follows: an unwanted increase of physical gravity causing one to "go down" a lot, and the sudden urge to surf "the brown"

Steven:"hey wyatt you keep going down, do you need life alert?
Wyatt:"no man, its this damn Jewlez syndrome"

by Lord O'Pimps May 1, 2014

Jerkle-Circle

To jerk off with more than 3 guys in a circle around a camp fire.

"Hey guys, Wanna join my jerkle-circle?"

by devilshs January 9, 2015

Kendall the jeweler

The twink with a thing for his gem cutting machine from yonderland.

He only has a few lines and then gets killed off but those few scenes were enough to make us love him. He even got to be employee of the month.

His walk was described as being so "waking in high heels on a tight rope camp that it looks like he's dislocated both his hips"- Larry Rickard

Person 1: Why should I watch yonderland?
Person 2: you get to see Kendall the jeweler
Person 1: ok deal
Person 2: (little did they know, he doesn't even last a full episode hehe)

by Pigeonsgobrrrrr November 15, 2021

Jewplex

A Jewish family that owns a duplex and rents it out to two different families for a profit.

My dad paid my tuition with Jewplex money.

by metoothanksb June 17, 2016