3 definitions by Lord O'Pimps

Jewlez Syndrome

the worst of all syndromes started on COD zombies here a young girl was struck down so many times she was given a syndrome it is extremely contagious and if possible avoided at all costs. the symptoms for said syndrome are as follows: an unwanted increase of physical gravity causing one to "go down" a lot, and the sudden urge to surf "the brown"

Steven:"hey wyatt you keep going down, do you need life alert?
Wyatt:"no man, its this damn Jewlez syndrome"

by Lord O'Pimps May 1, 2014

trophhobbit

A dirty midget one that tends to reside in feeding troughs and rarely showers

that dwarf over there never showers he's a real trophhobbit

by Lord O'Pimps January 4, 2014

The havasu mudslide

When a girl gives you head while you are sick so you are constantly spewing from both ends and some of it gets in her hair and you use the mix as lube,this move was invented during Memorial Day in lake havasu Arizona

Dude I ate something bad last night but Stacey still gave me the havasu mudslide

by Lord O'Pimps June 4, 2016