jerted

An expression, which relates to bamboozling an individual, or something said to someone when an unfortunate event happens, or a combination of the two.

Chad: Wow your wife cheated on you with your dog?
Beta:Yeah
Chad: Wow get fucking jerted.

by Sargon Daddysho October 30, 2019

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jettied

This is when you have to take a shit so bad that you pull your pants down, bend over, spread your cheeks and with jet like propulsion shit shoots out of your ass.

Steve had to take a shit so bad on his way to his hunting blind that he jettied in the woods. To his surprise there were other hunters already out and they were forced to watch him do it.

by jimmybomm November 12, 2020

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Jetter

A member of the air force (airman) usually between the ages of 18-24 who drives cars with spoilers, hangs out at certain dance clubs, and often hits on younger girls.

How do you spot a jetter? look for the tricked out honda civic parked at the nearest middle school.

by Weird Ally June 28, 2008

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pulling a d-jette

getting your leg broken by a girl and being in a huge cast for over 2-3 months!

doug is a wuss for pulling a d-jette.

by Mitchel S December 13, 2008

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Jette

To give a reach around and finger a girls anus while fonicating.

I brought this freak back to my room last night and totaly Jetted her.

by Jettesvictim February 9, 2010

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When talking to someone on the internet (be it Skype, AIM, Facebook, etc.), and they begin to become sluggish in their responses, or halt them completely, because they're talking to someone else who is obviously a higher priority. Can be subtle, or they can simply say "Sorry I am taking so long, I am talking to someone else." Can also be used as a verb, to e-ject, or to stop talking to someone because you're occupied talking to someone else.

Bro 1: I was Facebookin' it with Julia last night, and then she started to not respond.

Bro 2: Was she idle?

Bro 1: Nah, she was even updating her status.

Bro 2: Bro, you jgot E-Jected.
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Girl 1: Chris tried to talk to me last on AIM, so I chatted for about five minutes, until my boyfriend got on. Then I had to E-Ject him.

by imtiredsleeptonight January 18, 2010

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