johnson family jewels

the sack of stones attached to a johnson, the balls on a dick

"ouch, that soccer guy just took one in the johnson family jewels."

--also, every episode of america's funniest videos includes at least one guy getting whacked in the johnson family jewels by a kid with a baseball bat, golf club, a kid swinging at a pinata, or some other predictable manner

by spiderbesideher September 26, 2009

drop jewels

to teach or educate someone

Midas dropped some jewels on me on how to treat my girl.

by Jolene February 14, 2005

run them jewels

An expression used when robbing someone to denote the desire that he or she relinquish the jewelry that he or she posses.

Run them jewels nigga! Give me them watches, them rings, and bitch...Give me that motherfuckin' necklace!

by brian fury May 20, 2005

Jesselyn

absolute perfection, A wonderful girl with the most adorable smile in the world. She has the cutest laugh and is absolutely gorgeous.

Whoah Check out that girl over there! She must be a Jesselyn. shes Gorgeous

by RemmYAlleNSHamUMkAY November 26, 2010

family jewels

precious gems responsible for creating all families; i.e. "testicles"

Heather loved to suck his cock while fondling his family jewels.

by Stephanie6977 September 27, 2011

Jewel

Jewel is a wonderful person she is always there for you and she has beautiful hair and everyone just wants to touch it whenever she is mad at you she can never stay mad at you I walk with her all the time and we can never stop talking I love you so fricken much jewel you are my #1 best friend 💖

I ownjewel you have beautiful hair can I touch it 👌

by 💖💜💖 May 26, 2018

Truck Jewelry

Large, flashy jewelry. Often referring to gold in the late 1980's or early 1990's.

Scoopin all the girlies numbers with my Truck Jewelry,
Cause I'm a fly brown bother, and ya can't school me - Slick Rick

Six niggas got stuck, and the nigga chain was Truck - Raekwon

by J Birddd February 17, 2010