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Joe Jerkoff

She fucked him and now I look like Joe Jerkoff
by Hauptmann Shank January 4, 2019
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Jerkoff

n. A complete and total prick/asshole by most standards; A person that can be mean, ignorant, and nasty at the same time.
That kid ruined my day, what a jerkoff.
by Reign November 3, 2004
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jerkpod

A jerk for the new millenium. The same way the iPod is the music listening device for a new millenium.
You jerkpod, you took my last beer!
by Little Mo May 3, 2006
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Jerkover

The feeling of regret and embarrassment for a previous night's drunken antics, such as drunk dialing an ex, sending inappropriate emails or text messages, throwing up in front of a crowd, or having sex you didn't mean to have.
Ugh. I got wasted last night and slept with my boss, and now I'm having a huge jerkover.
by cobradeathmatch July 25, 2009
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Jerkup

The act of masterbating almost to the point of orgasm, then stopping so you can save your load for a later time.
My girlfriend was out of town all week. I had to jerkup every day while she was gone so I could blast a massive load all over her face when she arrived back home.
by jucolorado April 11, 2013
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Jerkoffasaurus

a jerkoff so over the top that he's a dinosaur
Matt is such a Jerkoffasaurus.
by Cletus John March 5, 2006
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Jerkoff

Someone who is a complete dickhead and is a complete and total loser. Someone who has just completely and utterly screwed up your day, just by sight, and no one can fix it.
Perry David Kohrs is a jerkoff.
by YourWorstEnemy January 19, 2005
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