Jerkup

The act of masterbating almost to the point of orgasm, then stopping so you can save your load for a later time.

My girlfriend was out of town all week. I had to jerkup every day while she was gone so I could blast a massive load all over her face when she arrived back home.

by jucolorado April 11, 2013

Jerkusdiction

The area defined in a set domicile (in which more than one person dwells) where one may masturbate without encroaching on anyone else's territory.

"Hey!! My room is outside your jerkusdiction! Gtfo, and pull up your pants!!!"
"The living room couch is in no-ones jerkusdiction, spank away."

by SlapHappyPappy May 4, 2010

Jerkumcision

when the dermis of the foreskin is rubbed painfully raw due to jerking off too much or without enough lubrication.

The shower hurt like hell after another unfortunate pornhub-induced jerkumcision. Took 3 days before I could use soap again.

by BoobsMcGee October 21, 2012

jerkpatrick

When a "so-called" experienced snowboarder completely eats it on the slopes and yardsales like a newbie.

Bra, did you see Kirky faceplant on the bunny trail? That was the most embarassing jerkpatrick eva!

yardsale faceplant

by Granuppie April 21, 2009

circle jerkus

To masterbate in a circular motion

Drop that raggedy Andy Serkis, circle jerkus!

by Slam poet #1 March 26, 2018

jerkules

(n.)jerk-yoo-leez
A masculine and muscular male with an attitude of superiority; a jerk with big muscles

That fratastic meathead is a jerkules for cock blocking me.

by ClemsonNeo March 16, 2006

JerkPig

One who objectifies the opposite sex. One who makes up lame excuses to look at hot people. One who will shamelessly drool over hot people. One who stares at people stretching in the gym. Anyone who molests the opposite sex with their eyes.

“Oh my god! Look at that JerkPig looking up that guy's shorts!!!"

by JerkPig January 15, 2009