Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake

When you stretch a woman's bunghole pretty wide, and take a shit in her ass, and fill it up with all sorts of magical drinks, beverages and other fizzy stuff. You then jam a buttplug in her asshole for 30 minutes, the whole time she is running around a racetrack full of crippled deer in order to make the concoction rather fizzy.

She will then release the plug this, causing a rather large farting sound due to the built up gas, and a nice mess on the floor. Proceed to pick up this mess with a flask, and pour it into her mouth while farting down her nostrils. This will cause her to suffocate and regurgitate the delightful product that you have made in order to feed to your cat, who will enjoy it thoroughly, or your money back.

L: Dude I feel like a Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake with my bitch tonight.
C: Sounds delightful.

by Billy Bob Goat II June 19, 2009

Jeopardy

Ken Jennings. Enough said.

Alex Trebek: "The final Jeopardy category is--- GODS."
Ken Jennings: "Who is Ken Jennings?"
Alex Trebek: "Right."

by BrianWallyizzle January 13, 2008

Jelopagus

A teenager who has a ridiculously large head. Typically referred to as a bitch. Jelopagai(the plural of Jelopagus) were found in the Galapagos islands. Usually have less than mediocre manners especially without a proper days rest. Also, has the rare ability to suck in air via the asshole and fart it out. Tends to exaggerated everything.

Dude, look at the size of the head on the Jelopagus.

by E.Gordon August 20, 2011

Jeopardy Effect

When you recently learn about a new person, place, or topic (often from game shows, similar to Jeopardy) and then the person, place, or topic randomly comes up in conversations or reoccurs in your everyday life multiple times.

The answer to a question on Jeopardy was Keith Ferrazzi (an author), and then one of my co-workers sent me an e-mail about him inquiring if I was familiar with him. A few days later, I read a newsletter and Keith Ferrazzi was mentioned in it. This is an example of the Jeopardy Effect.

by Charmed Charisma July 2, 2009

jaloproctitis

Rectal burning caused by defecating spicy food. (I didn't make this up).

"The chili you made last night left me with a pretty severe case of jaloproctitis this morning."

by j. rabbit richards April 8, 2006

Jeopardy

the question to the answer.

You're safe if you have the answer to the question, but it's Jeopardy when you have the question to the answer.

by xollock January 26, 2010

Jaloppagog

Obscenely or disproportionately large.

That woman has jaloppagog tits.

by Fourkie August 23, 2009