Jarrad

The best person alive. Has an amazing personality. Is caring towards everyone, especially the one he loves. Very handsome. Goofy as hell. Is awesome. Awesic. Is loved by all. Loved especially by there special someone. Jarrad is the bomb. He is everything that matters. He is love.

Have you heard that Jamie loves Jarrad?

by puppy kisser October 6, 2010

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dirty jarred

When your girls does not shower for 40 days, and when she spreads her legs it looks like you are pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich.

1: last night my girl had a dirty jarred going on.
2: what did you do?
3: I went in anyway, pussy is pussy.

by DrinkinBro December 31, 2016

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Uncle Jarryding

An event when two or more bro's tie a girls feet together behind her head then roll her down a hill and take bets to see if she lands facing up or down like heads or tails.

Then that determines if u get a bj or take her from behind

_Nicholas:Bro let's have a threesome with my girl
Kyle:Okay let's play uncle jarryding to see who gets the bj or the poophole_

by Avo. May 11, 2020

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jam jarred

when you make a bong out of a jam jar and you get really stoned from it.

Miguel: Hey Liam, lets hit that jam jar bro.
liam: Damn bro, i dont wanna greenout are you sure?

Miguel: Do it bro. Hitting a Jam Jar is the best
"Liam hits bong"
I just got jam jarred bro

by swiggityswoogy November 19, 2015

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Jarred

-Coolest guy around
-Awesome in bed
-Funny
-Sportsman
-Big Penis
-Smokes a lot of marijuana
-Everyone doesnt mind being around him

Guy 1 - "That guy seems cool"

Guy 2 - "Yeah he has to be a Jarred"

by Coolkid1425 December 3, 2013

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Jarrod

Jarrod's are known for being a badass, ripped, awesome, sexy, handsome, confident, smart...really smart, fuckable, selfless, cute, funny. charming, motivating, talk to themselves frequently, sing, are friendly, super cool, overwhelmingly hot, fun to be around, determined, and he always seems to be right. Don't forget, they are one of a kind.

Some specialties Jarrod's have include lifting cars, drawings etch-a-sketches, eatings a lot of food, farting a lot after eating beans, owning a variety of dvds, running triatholons, having sex several times in one day, finishing fights with the people's elbow, saving women and children from burning buildings, stopping global warming, watching R Kellys Trapped in the Closet, they keep up with the Kardashians, never get stuck behind trains, are typically ass guys, drive badass cars, like spaghettios, enjoy pogs, yackity yacks, pokemon cards, giga pets, and pop rocks.

"I saw Jarrod eat three foot long Subway sandwiches." - Person 1

"Oh yeah, how do you know they were three feet long?" -Person 2

"Because he sat them on his dick."

-Person 1

"Go get me a beer after you fix supper, do the dishes, fold laundry, clean the house, massage me, mow the lawn, and trim the hedges, cunt?" - Jarrod

"Only if I can fuck you afterwards." - Jarrod's Wife

WWJD - What would Jarrod do?

by An Incredibly Hot Chick October 13, 2011

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