janksmoel

Dutch word meaning howlermouth. a crybaby.

Jezus, janksmoel, lik mn reet!:
jezus, crybaby, kiss my ass!

by Cees van Cleef June 1, 2007

Janky Leg

A dance which originated in Chicago consisting of bending ones knees and rotating a leg like a jump rope, similar to the Stanky Leg, but with the foot and leg behind oneself. The Stanky Leg has been deemed by the Urban Dictionary contributors as one of the “lamest dances” to date but when combined with the Janky Leg, it just becomes an awesomely stupid dance move.

Chiquita: Hey, what’s the Stank up to on the dance floor? Looks like a reverse Stanky Leg.
Sisqo: Yea, it’s the Janky Leg. He warms up with the Stanky Leg, then moon walks that same leg into the Janky Leg position. I wish I had moves like that.
Chiquita: Damn, that look good.

by S&L4Life August 3, 2013

Janky motherfucker

one who posesses the qualities of a massive herb while acting like a complete fuck ass

ya'll are janky motherfuckers

by HC Crew January 26, 2005

jankypuss

a loose or unclean vagina

"Colleen what is that smell, did you wash your jankypuss today?"

by RyLeen March 11, 2008

janky

adjective used to describe a person, place or thing which is questionable, fucked up, wrong, strange, broken down, undesirable, and/or just some thing you can't think of another word for. The origin of this work is explained somewhat in the conversation example. Friends and I were sitting around drinking coffee one morning, and I was bitching about my empty cup when my friend blamed the lack of coffee on the "janky ass coffee maker." I have since heard the word in the movie Friday.
Other forms: janked, janked up, janked out,

I was dancing with my friends and some janky old mutherfucker came up to me and started grabbin' my ass!

Michelle: yo, when's that coffee going to be ready?

Crystal: I don't know. This janky ass coffee maker takes forever.

He was a weirdo and made me feel all janked out, so I left.

I didn't get into Harvard. I don't know what I'm going to do now - it's totally janked up.

by Michelle Stinnett August 27, 2005

Jacksyndrome

When it’s past two a.m. you forget what happened earlier, makes you feel like you’re drunk.

I forgot what happened on the bus because of my jacksyndrome

I don’t remember what happened at the Cathedral, I have Jacksnydrome

by Ghost0576 January 23, 2019

Janky

Poorly constructed or of poor quality

This janky shirt she gave me is falling apart.

by Werd December 8, 2002