jalopy

an old worn out car

That jalopy ain't worth selling because nobodyelse would be caught dead with it.

by The Return of Light Joker January 10, 2010

sloppy jalopy

when a car that someone had sex in is left with sexual residues, like snail trails and cum stains, on the seats, carpets, door panels, steering wheel, stick shift, etc.

Jason: I just banged my girlfriend in this car at a cemetery. Look, there's still cum stains on the back seat.
Marco: Awe man, you're disgusting. Let me out of this sloppy jalopy.

by Sapidpaean January 28, 2009

jaloos

A punjabi way of saying "a hot mess"

Her neck and face are differently colours..she's a jaloos

Oops nip slip...I'm a jaloos

Exam time, I don't give a fuck that I look like a jaloos

by gxo December 13, 2012

Sloppy Jalopy

Ejaculating into your hand and then preceding to slap dat bitch across the face.

Lui Kang gave Kung Lao a sloppy jalopy.

by Sir William Cosby October 1, 2005

Sloppy Jalopy

An extremely runny excretion of faeces emanating from within the human body, and expelled from the rear end via the anus.

Don't go in there! I just painted the bowl with a sloppy jalopy!

by Morkus Morkus August 11, 2018

jalopy

The act of having sex with a man over the age of 80 whose cock hardly works. The old geezer must bend over while his taint is suckled on. He then receives a blowie (his shaft is still flaccid) while his asshole is fingered and tickled. In the end the old man sharts on the hand of the pleasure giver when he pulls his finger out.

That old guy i fucked had such a jalopy

by bigdoner420 March 31, 2023

flop em jalopems

A pair of fat breasts that hang so low that when you fuck the girl who has the hanging tittles that they shake like flipping flapjacks.

Joe: Ms. Ploof has a pair of pancake tits. I fucked her last night for A's all through high school and they made me sick when they shook.
Frank: Oh dear god. You fucked Ms. Ploof our principal and saw her flop em jalopems? Why didn't you kill yourself?
Joe: Because I'm going to be a straight A high school student.

by oh guess who mother fucker February 26, 2007