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Jaloni is a guy that will be quiet at first, but once you get to know him, he doesn’t stop talking. he’s also cuteand goofy
girl: damn he fine as hell girl
girl bestfriend: he must be a jaloni
Jaloni by Ghhhjj January 10, 2019
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A boy who eats ass all day and acts gay the WHOLE DAY. Their usually born in August, September, July, Or June. If you see one push him, curb-stomp him and piss in his mouth.
Person 1: What are doing?
Person 2: Curb-stomping this “Bitch Jalonta” he called me cute.
Jalonta by Iloveu jk November 13, 2021
Dude last night was crazy I slapped my girlfriend with my jalona while she was sleeping!
Jalona by BigJalona August 6, 2011
A percentage measurement of the homosexual tendencies a person possesses calculated by the person's ancestral homosexual behavior.
We all know Jalone is a queer, however his gaynicity is surprisingly quite low since only his great uncle was documented to have a closeted homosexual relationship with his second cousin (also his brother).
Jalone by brotherin' February 28, 2010
loser who likes to smoke pot and who acts like she is crazy. jalonda is smart, but only because she takes pills. she likes crazy Chinese anime and wants to have power like goku.
your acting like a jalonda.
jalonda by babablacksleeps January 1, 2009