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Jasonking

Not a man, but an adjective. Refers to the rank below Jester during medieval times, the lowest class in historical society, as in less than a fool. A jasonking is so low in society it was believed by many that any woman who was unlucky enough to encounter a jasonking, their sexual hormones would decrease so rapidly that their vaginas literally would turn to sand.
Girl, you better stay away from that jasonking unless you never want to orgasm again!!!
by Onnamarie July 7, 2022
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jayhooking

Verb

1) the act of carelessly strutting your stuff into the street in order to attract customers for sex instead of just waiting on the corner like regular hookers
Did you hear that Emily got hit by a care jayhooking and still made 500 bucks in one night?
by Frightfactory July 25, 2016
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johnkingsley

Person who has huge penis.

Person who no one cares about
Johnkingsley is my name
by Jktanktrouble October 8, 2020
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Jonkingly

The negative alternative to 'Jankingly'
Meaning to behave in a silly, ridiculous or stupid way.
"She stumbled on the stage very Jonkingly"
by annoying jonk February 10, 2022
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Jankingly

The Positive alternative to 'Jonkingly'
It means to behave in a funny, jokingly or entertaining manner.
"That boy was behaving very Jankingly"
by annoying jonk February 10, 2022
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Jonking

A goofy ass way of saying the word "Joke"
"You've got to be jonking me."
by WillTheWonkerofWIllys September 25, 2023
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jnonking

enlarging the penis through using a screwdriver to remove the old, and equipping the new. Similar to a surgery, but worse.
John: why’s your penis so big?

Jorth: I was jnonking it last night.
by John borne March 28, 2024
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