Jacques Cousteau

The act of muff diving. Named after the famous diver, Jacques Cousteau.

I went all Jacques Cousteau on her when we hooked up last night.

by ktrain11 November 14, 2009

Jacques

French version of Jack. Visually stunning, athletic, smart individual. Never drank soy in his life. Goes to the gym all the time, great abs. Funny, has a great chin. Impeccable jawline, and beautiful eyes. Has many women, but he usually rejects them all because he's too perfect for anyone else. Indestructible, very good at video-games. Healthy.

Synonyms: Perfect, Chad, Alpha.

Guy 1: Yo, you see Stacy over there? You should totally go out with her.
Guy 2: Nah, she's totally into Jacques. I mean, he's just too dang great of a guy.

by 0Jacques December 16, 2020

Jacques Cousteau

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1. The act of giving head as if you were drowning and the balls contained oxygen.
2. Extremely vigorous felatio.

While Betty was extremely underqualified for the position, she managed to 'Jacques Cousteau' her way to the top of the corporate ladder.

by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005

The Jacques Cousteau

The action in which a man stands over a girl, lowers his testicles over her eyes, bends his penis down and places it into her mouth. Making it look like the girl has a mask and snorkel on.

Dude last night April and I went back to my place and I totally gave her the Jacques Cousteau.

by jbomb108 November 3, 2009

Jacques Chirac

The French president embroiled in politcal scandal at home, not punishable by French law until he is out of office.

The posterboy for Anti-Bush extremists who have little to no knowledge of the depth of French investment in pre-war Iraqi Oil and defense contracts.

Elf-Aquitaine
France Telecom
UN Oil for Food Program
Daussalt
Cotecna

by Free Press in France July 1, 2005

jacques chirac

To urinate on the shaved belly of one's mistress postcoitus.

Justin performed pulled a jacques chirac on Claudette, after which she smelled slightly better.

by Ribbit Rabbit July 16, 2006

jaquest

The name Jaquest is a unique name, The name Jaquest means have a lot of girls and he will have a future with the girl he is with now

Look at that fine man Jaquest

by Ebk quezzo May 18, 2018