Insurgency Sandstorm

The smash hit sequel to the game Insurgency 2014, where you get killed by 2 shots and you will get autism after a normal match.
Developed by New World Interactive and published by Focus Home Interactive. NWI is taking massive steps to ensure your game play experience is as shit as possible, with such well received updates from the fans as removing counterpart weapons for each faction from co-op to "distinguish factions" and straight up removing technicals for a while to "improve the pvp aspect".

Insurgency Sandstorm received critical acclaim for its realistic game play, level design, sound design, atmosphere, graphics and fluid animations, but was criticized for its technical issues and optimization, and some lamented the cancellation of the story campaign.

In other words, while its gotten a lot more optimized as of late, if you have a potato pc dont even fucking bother. Get insurgency 2014 - that shit can run on a goddamn macbook.

Russian boi:"CYKA BLYAAAAAAAAAT"
Me: (clicks the quit button)" time to call a doctor"
Insurgency Sandstorm = Instant death

by Kongjie December 12, 2020

boner insurance

Stringing your present girlfriend along until you can find a new and improved one.....

Even though she made him mental,Paul made sure he had boner insurance by dating his present girlfriend until he could find a better replacement.

by sheila in the car September 23, 2011

Joke Insurance

When two mates have a mutual understanding to laugh at each others jokes, no matter how lame or awkward said joke is, therefore lessening the social failure of the bad joke.

I was talking to some girls the other day when I cracked a 'your mother' joke. Luckily, I had joke insurance with Chris so I still ended up getting both their numbers. All Chris got was a weird look for his over-the-top laugh.

by iPutMyWordInYou August 24, 2009

Isuru

Very Lucky, always with friends, gets girls easily, cute/handsome, addicted to sports and vídeo games, rich, & respectful.

Isuru is very lucky!

by Lemonade Free January 20, 2012

shu itsuki

leader of valkyrie and member of the handicrafts club. his singing voice is powerful and deep, oozing with confidence as he captivates the audience.

did you see shu itsuki on stage earlier? yeah, i really like his voice.

by enstarrie April 10, 2021

iTourist

An iTourist is any person who gains fulfilment by visiting Apple stores with the sole purpose of viewing Apple's latest godly creation. Often seen as a person who can't actually afford to purchase the heavenly gadgets on display but will spend most of the day drooling over them. Also known as an iPilgrim or an iWorshipper.

Breaking News: Apple have released their latest iPhone 9G following last weeks release of their now out-of-date iPhone 8G...

iTourist: ooooh, I gotta ring in sick today and get down to the Apple Store right away to see what it looks like. I'd better take a picnic so I don't get hungry!

by hairymole February 1, 2010

insurance company

An affiliation of pirate-gamblers who accept bets called premiums. The dollar amounts of the premiums are non-negotiable but the amounts of the claim settlements, should the company lose the bet, are rarely delivered without argument.

Bob payed his premiums faithfully for years but the insurance company steadfastly refused to pay his legitimate claim.

by The Doo Doo Guru November 25, 2004