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People that forget to delete their pictures from the iPhone at the apple store. Usually resulting in other people making fun of them.
Me - "Hey jack take a look at this iTurd"

Jack - "Thats a hot looking iTurd"
iTurd by not working February 18, 2008
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Someone who takes forever on the toilet because they are playing on their iPhone, resulting in a scarring iRing around their bootie and irate roommates.
Eric: Randall's been on the can for an hour playing Candy Crush and I gotta go!
Jessica: He's such an iTurd!
iTurd by netman311 December 2, 2020
A transparent box that blinds you at night like a deer in the headlights.
1: iTurd.
2: You certainly do!
iTurd by B-Drac November 2, 2003
Another word for iPod, but this way, Zen owners can be happy and shoot iPod owners then hold hands and jump into the grand canyon wearing jump cams in their hats to capture the fall on live Suicide TV, but iWon't jump cause iHave a Zen V Plus, SO I'M FUCKIN SPESHUL, OK!?
iTurd are peice of shit excuses to get away from your fucked up family fights in your mobile trailer home with stolen cable TV to watch the Suicide Channel so you can watch all the cool people jump into the grand canyon cuz ur retarded!
iTurd by dude007 August 17, 2008

Trump-itude 

The uneducated rantings of a deplorable
Your trump-itude makes me want to hurl!
Trump-itude by InnocentWaif November 16, 2016

fat-itude 

Being angry at the world because you are overweight.

The attitude that your problems are the world's problems to solve because everyone has always picked on you because of your looks.
The big lady at the front of the line at the fast food place yells at the cashier because french fry refills are not free. She has a fat-itude!!
fat-itude by kimbrandyguycshc January 15, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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