Involuntary Abstinence 

When someone (typically a college student) has a fanciful desire to consume alcohol with some fellow mates and get crazy intoxicated, but doesn't have anyone to do so with (due to no close friends or social groups). They are most likely still an alcohol virgin because of this.

High school friend: Hey bud haven't seen you in a long time! How ya been?

Me: Pretty good, university life has been pretty awesome and wild here. Exams are coming soon though so it's getting pretty stressful

High school friend: That's nice! Nothing like a few shots of tequila to help alleviate all that stress

Me: Oh I don't drink alcohol

High school friend: Oh why not? Are you practicing abstinence?!

Me: Bruh of course not, it's just that I have involuntary abstinence...

High school friend: Ah, I understand.

Involuntary Abstinence by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 2, 2019

2nd hand/involuntary suicide 

A person wants to die but cannot bring them selfs to comet suicide, which leads them wanting some out side force to do it for them

I overheard someone say they want 2nd hand/involuntary suicide

2nd hand/involuntary suicide by HYPERKILLER54 July 2, 2021

Involuntary Bowel Movement Syndrome 

Also known as IBMS. A condition affecting many people but widely undiscussed. It creates a sensation of tingling and bloating in the gastrointestinal tract, which then leads to spontaneous bowel movements of which the affected has no control. The bowel movements can vary whether they are consisted of urine, stool or both and they can also vary in quantity.

-I heard you crapped your pants the other day during your presentation.
-It's not my fault, I can't help it...
-How come?
-I don't like to talk about it.
-C'mon, you can let me know, we're best buds!
-Well, okay.....I have Involuntary Bowel Movement Syndrome
-Oh, IBMS.
-How do you know about it?
-My mum's had it for a few years, so I know how you feel.

Involuntary Bowel Movement Syndrome by lvthmyrkfrv November 11, 2009

Involuntary "You Too"

When you say "You too" to someone without thinking.

Involuntary "You Too"
Consession Stand Guy: Enjoy your movie.
You: You too. ...Er, wait.
*awkward*

Involuntary "You Too" by BondeOnTheLoose September 27, 2009

Involuntary Goatee 

When a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter.

Friend: Haha, Just because you grow a goatee doesn't mean you'll gain any of Chuck Norris's other powers.

Shaving Victim: Nah, man, this is an Involuntary Goatee. I slipped shavin and it was between this and lookin like a twelve year old.

Friend: Oh, shit, I'm sorry man. Maybe getting carded to buy cigs will motivate you to find a good barber shop.

Involuntary Goatee by Pringlescan July 24, 2009

involuntary shiver 

n.
1. An unintended convulsion
2. an orgasm
see: huzz

v.
1. to orgasm

Ben: <Sits next to Laura.>
Laura: You just made me involuntarily shiver.

Andy Samberg: When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of the Sixth Sense, I had an involuntary shiver.

involuntary shiver by Samberg April 14, 2009

Involuntary Apoliticism 

Involuntary Apoliticism (InApol/InApolism) is an apolitical ideology that advocates politics are becoming more and more toxic and people who disagree with the toxicity of politics shoud become apoliticals. The term is also used to refer to the ones who cannot fit in any political group on social media on IRL and then become involuntary apoliticals.

"Involuntary apoliticism is becoming a common ideology on social media, because their political communities are becoming really toxic."

Involuntary Apoliticism by Full Monteirism January 3, 2021