by Thatbackupgoalie October 8, 2017
Get the Inverse Perpendicular Spooning mug.The act of buying Put options on a stock or fund recommended by network TV shills like Jim Cramer, thereby making a profit when the stock price inevitably tanks.
Motley Fool said I should forget Gamestop and buy Roku, so I did an Inverse Cramer and used the gains to buy more GME!
by qualidafial March 21, 2021
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by lillillil3 November 6, 2021
Get the inversebrahed mug.The likelihood of achieving double-dippage is inversely and exponentially proportional to the effort one puts into achieving it.
"I just got busted trying to file Unemployment while I was working freelance. Foiled by The Inverse Law of Double-Dippage!"
by ShempHoward2020 March 9, 2021
Get the The Inverse Law of Double-Dippage mug.Someone living close to school/uni/work will always be later than someone living far away. The closer they live, the later they will arrive.
Lecturer: "John, how can you be late everyday? You live on campus!"
John: "It's the Law of Inverse Proximity, sir - I live so close it's physically impossible for me to get here on time!"
John: "It's the Law of Inverse Proximity, sir - I live so close it's physically impossible for me to get here on time!"
by tcadu vlacku June 3, 2011
Get the The Law of Inverse Proximity mug.To commit the Inverse Flash;
1. Sneak up behind your victim
2. Grab on to the front of their shirt
(your arms around their waist)
3. Lift their shirt up as high as possible, making the victim feel very uncomfortable
An Inverse Flash is effective on either gender.
A successful Inverse Flash involves lifting the victim's shirt atleast half-way up.
A full Inverse Flash is very rare and highly rewarding.
1. Sneak up behind your victim
2. Grab on to the front of their shirt
(your arms around their waist)
3. Lift their shirt up as high as possible, making the victim feel very uncomfortable
An Inverse Flash is effective on either gender.
A successful Inverse Flash involves lifting the victim's shirt atleast half-way up.
A full Inverse Flash is very rare and highly rewarding.
- Guy1: *Sneaks up behind Guy2 and successfully commits a full inverse flash*
- Guy2: "Oh My God! This is extremely uncomfortable!"
- Guy2: "Oh My God! This is extremely uncomfortable!"
by Skip1991 February 3, 2009
Get the Inverse Flash mug.The inverse law is a mathematical formula used to find the number of drinks you need to bring a girls perceived looks up to a level at which you would bone them.
Number Of Drinks Needed = Desired Level (1-10) / Current Level (1 - 10)
Number Of Drinks Needed = Desired Level (1-10) / Current Level (1 - 10)
Fat girl: Wanna fuck?
Bro: That Girl is like a .6! You cant do it.
You: Well i'll bone her if shes a 4, so inverse law her.
4 / .6 = 6.667
You drink 7 more drinks and magically shes a 4.
Bro: That Girl is like a .6! You cant do it.
You: Well i'll bone her if shes a 4, so inverse law her.
4 / .6 = 6.667
You drink 7 more drinks and magically shes a 4.
by agent69akasexy April 14, 2010
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