Invaginations

Having flash backs of a recently viewed va-jay-jay (vagina), then having these flash backs pop up in your mind randomly through out the day.

While I spoke to Jane, I was having invaginations of Kelly and It made me lose my train of thought.

by Childishumor January 24, 2011

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

by Rhonin March 18, 2010

debate your imagination

In political debates, when someone asserts an opinion that cannot be supported by evidence--usually something that has been debunked by fact-checkers for several years and is often in Alex Jones territory--we should respond that we're not obligated to "debate your imagination".

You claimed President Obama is a Muslim born in Kenya as a Manchurian Candidate in order to ruin the Constitution, confiscate all guns, lock up Christians in FEMA camps, and usher in the reign of the Anti-Christ, but you haven't shown evidence that it is a reality that exists outside your own head. Why do you think we're required to debate your imagination?

by jdubhub68 November 1, 2015

Figure of Imagination

That "girlfriend" of a friend that everyone has heard of but never seen.

"Shruti was Arvind's figure of imagination"

by RudeManForever November 14, 2017

Imagination Masterbation

Masterbating using nothing but raw brain power to ensure pleasure while the internet is down or some other excuse!

Yo last night i was using the old technique of Imagination masterbation.... power was down.

by P rizzy420 October 22, 2010

Wild Imagination

When you say that someone has a wild imagination means that this person has the ability to think and dream about anything; this person has very vivid and colorful thoughts

-I dreamt i slept with Ryan Reynolds last night
-What a wild imagination you have!

by missdreamer May 14, 2012

ivagination

What a man(or lesbian) uses to masterbate when he/she has no pornographic materials handy.

Dude, my internet was out last night so i had to use my ivagination to jack it.

by carniescrubbalo November 30, 2009