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Jealousy Intervention

When you lose weight, a friend or group of friends feel bad about themselves and try to fatten you up to make themselves feel better.
Bertha: Kim, are you gonna eat anymore? I'm making you a sandwich, I'm doing this is for you, we're not leaving til you eat this.

Kimberly: Stop it Bertha, I'm fine, your just mad because I lost the holiday weight and you didn't. This isn't for me this is a Jealousy Intervention.
Jealousy Intervention by Gmonayy November 18, 2011
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Intervention

The only bolt-action sniper rifle used by the Untied States Armed Forces. This weapon is famous for its high damage, accuracy, and range capabilities. This weapon fires a CheyTac very-low-drag spin round effective at up to 3000 yards. This weapon is ideal for the US because it scores very high for 4/5 criteria: Range, Accuracy, Damage, and Mobility. Since the weapon is bolt-action, it scores low for fire rate. This weapon is overall the best sniper rifle to date.
2,100 more Interventions are being deployed tomorrow...
Intervention by MW2 Freak January 8, 2011

Intervene 

(v) The act of, when playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2, using the Intervention sniper rifle.
Billy "No I don't want to use the Barratt 50.cal, I'm gonna Intervene"

*Switches Class*

Headshot! +100
Intervene by DryLunch May 2, 2010

Weiner Intervener (W.I.) 

One who hinders another by another by embarrassing or demeaning them in front of others, usually girls.
Billy W.I.ed me by telling everyone about the time i shit my pants in sixth grade.

Design intervention 

The act of preventing somebody from making a tasteless decorating decision.
“Jonathan’s friends had to perform an emergency design Intervention just as he was about to select red flocked wallpaper for his bathroom.”
Design intervention by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

Interventionist 

Usually used in a military or political context, this is a 'nice' way of describing (a euphemism for) someone who advocates the invasion of other countries - or in other words, an invasionist.
The current US Secretary of State is described by Wikipedia as an interventionist.
Interventionist by derw00d February 10, 2022

Roblox Intervention Foundation 

Guy 1: Bro my roblox group is dying
Guy 2: Damn bro, sounds like you're pulling a Roblox Intervention Foundation