instanfuckintaneous

A gritty equivalent of immediate.

His disappearance was instanfuckintaneous.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2025

instafaking

(Een-stuf-aken)

When you have nothing better to do but fake like someone said something for your own entertainment.

Tom was instafaking when said yes they sure said the blue carrot exists!

by Gangleololol June 8, 2021

investafuckingation

when you get caught

i almost got caught during the investafuckingation

by tarzan :) September 8, 2021

Instalock Jett

A Valorant hard-stuck gold-plat player that instalocks the agent Jett within 0.001 seconds of agent selection. Through out the whole 25 round game, they manage to somehow have the K/D/A of 3/19/2. They usually are paired with a "pocket sage", and blames everyone but themselves.

Gecko: "This guy sucks!"
Reyna: "Yeah, well, its an Instalock Jett. Surely, they will suck."

by SLUDGEHAMMER6969 June 4, 2024

instrucktions

Da "how to" manual dat comes wif a hammer, axe, or other hitting-tool.

Just like applying for GEICO insurance, using a club or mallet is "so easy, even a caveman could do it" --- i.e., just raise said instrument high up over yer head and then swing it down forcefully --- and so conceivably no "instrucktions" should be necessary.

by QuacksO October 17, 2025