Insta-plays

The large amounts of plays a song gets on your iTunes once you first download the song.

Dude, that song got a bunch of insta-plays when i bought it yesterday.

by TheVasinaShow May 12, 2010

Insta liar

Someone who writes a total lie on Their Instagram post in order to make themselves look better and when you comment on the picture questioning that lie they delete your comments. This person usually thinks they are better than everyone and are just too fabulous and cool. Just plain arrogant.

Liar: I just got 1st place at my tournament!
You: I thought you got second?
Liar: I tied, but stood on second place
You: then you got second...
Liar: deletes comments
(This is a insta liar in action)

by G&Z February 9, 2014

Insta-Cram

Exceeding the socially acceptable amount of posted Instagram images.

"Sorry about the Insta-cram, but you need to see all 38 angles of my baby licking a balloon"

by confuzzled7 December 14, 2014

insta-dick

when a guy goes from being nice to being an asshole for no reason

"Why do you hate Chris?"

"He's never done anything to me.. But he's nasty to my friend so I don't like him."

"Why is he mean to her?"

"I have no idea! He USED to be nice to her... and then one day, BAM, insta-dick!"

by kendra_123 January 7, 2010

Insta grind

Posting a lot of Instagram photos at the same time

I just looked on Instagram and she posted 5 photos in a row she is on an insta grind

by Dictionary12344321 December 20, 2013

insta-cashed

when one torches a bowl

Eric Jones insta-cashed the damn bowl again!

by Dr. Ganjaman August 23, 2010

insta-expert

noun: in conversation this person believes they are well versed in a topic or subject, when they actually don't know shiat.

"...and that's why"

"Good job, insta-expert."

by Bob Dolemite May 29, 2007