Quail Valley Insomnia

A medical condition characterized by a person who has attended Quail Valley's inability to sleep and recurring dreams that follow the same pattern between multiple patients; dreaming of checking their phone to an Araque schoology post and a Morales assignment on Edmodo which results in them getting enough zeros in the grade book to fill a blackhole. This condition is believed to continue on past middle school and may have no cure.

Person 1 (Doctor): Your results have come in and I'm sorry to say it, but I'm afraid you have Quail Valley Insomnia
Person 2: That's such a bruh moment *hits a phat dab*

by MegaMind37 May 25, 2019

Netflix Insomnia

The act of watching every single episode in a television series on Netflix streaming causing you to stay up all night until you have to leave for work the next morning.

DUde you look terrible.

Yeah Netflix insomnia got me. I watched all of Lost season 2 last night.

by metalklok October 27, 2011

INSANITY

numerically defined in NewYork of Year2020 as:

888.209.8124

Repeating the same sequences of events expecting a different outcome.

In New York State of Year2020, COVID-19 pandemic surged in NY along with major cities worldwide. NYS endured mass unemployment encountering an overload to their Unemployment Insurance, exascerbating the outdated flawwed system, crippling their phonelines, with incessant call-ins of claimants' issues all day; every day; every week, hoping to reach a human voice on the other end, only to consistently and repeatedly disconnected due to unavailable representatives. Yet, many persisted madly dialing robotically 888-209-8124.

The unemployed New Yorkers of 2020 occupied their social distancing routines with INSANITY.

by lAmUrban April 11, 2020

Inanimate Insanity

Inanimate Insanity is an object show running since 2011 on YouTube, created by Animation Epic. It originally was simply another object show heavily inspired by BFDI and followed a fairly narrow storyline, but in its second season, the lore and relationships between characters has deepened greatly to weave a complex and beautiful arc. Episodes typically take over a year to produce, however.

I hope Knife wins Inanimate Insanity II.

by blorgblorg July 30, 2020

Sean Insannity

The imbecilic, dishonest Fox newscaster, who has lost his moral compass.

So you are saying Biden did not win their election. Are you trying to pull a Sean Insannity on me?

by LaughingAloud January 22, 2022

fatal familial insomnia (ffi)

something that literally traumatized the haikyuu fandom forever. its a rare disorder that affects the part of your brain that controls the sleeping cycle. patients usually die from it within year or two. something used in a bokuaka fanfiction, (bokuto x akaashi) and it killed akaashi's lover forever and now we're all emotionally numb

person: hey whats fatal familial insomnia (ffi) ?
yes, it means fatal familial insomnia and that means an illness that kills you overtime from weight loss, dementia, and sleep deprivation basically.

*crying noises*

by no that is not a disease January 3, 2021

insomnia

The inability to sleep, because your body and the universe teamed up and decided to hate you.

Tess: I can never get to sleep! Argh, this insomnia is driving me crazy.
Elle: Have you tried warm milk? Ooh, or turning your pillow over? Because that always helps me.
Tess: ....do you KNOW the meaning of insomnia?

by SleeplessInMelbourne December 9, 2010