Calamari Inkantation

Basically a electronic remix of an old squid country folk song by the Squid Sisters. It's also a fucking bop and I can never get tired of listening to it everytime; can also cure any form of octarian hypnosis and will make you want to live in Inkopolis and not work for DJ Octavio anymore.

Ya weni marei mirekyarahire
Juri yu mirekerason

Kire hyari yoriherahe nyurahera
Nunnyura unera yurawera nyimerani

- The first verse of Calamari Inkantation

by jelo_twt December 6, 2021

infantocracy

A system of government whereby the people are ruled by infants.

It's like taking candy from a system of government that is a functioning infantocracy.

by Dan Thompson November 17, 2003

Infant

A little baby; A child in the first period of human life.

The product of a pregnancy after giving birth.

Random stranger: "What a precious infant; How old?"
Infant's Mother: "Thank you; She is 5 months."

by blueraejay October 2, 2011

Chinese Infantry Dump

Taking a shit which consists of multiple waves.

I was late for class because of that Chinese Infantry Dump.

by NotoriousJJM April 2, 2010

infant uppercut

in·fant up·per·cut
ˈinfənt əpərˌkət'
noun
noun: infant uppercut; plural noun: infant uppercuts;

1.
hit with the infant uppercut.

verb
past tense: infant uppercutted;

3rd person present: infant upper-cuts; past tense:infant upper-cutted;

2.
having used the babys arm to completely and thoroughly, destroy the pussy to her utter satisfaction.

Sally: Hey girlfriend haven't heard from you in a few days...
Lisa: Oh girl!

I'm just now walking straight!!

That Baby's Arm of his is no joke!
Sally: Oh Yeah!

I see Nate hit you with his

"Infant Uppercut"
Lisa: You'll have to help me tag-team it!
Sally: Anytime!!

by Wreckabot September 27, 2018

Fecal infant

A collosal turd passed with great pain after a long bout of constipation. Sometimes resembles a coffee can in shape and size, and is often accompanied by some rectal tearing and the blood resulting therefrom (a sort of afterbirth).

From the groaning, sweating, and grinding of teeth, it was obvious to Brett that a fecal infant was being delivered into this world.

by Herr Stehpinkler March 12, 2005

infantilist

A person whom wears diapers and likes to be treated like a baby. Inside the mind of an infantilist he or she is a infant/baby.

www.dpf.com Go to this site for it will explain a lot about Diaper Lovers and Adult Babies.

by Baby Pink April 27, 2005