intoxication notification

an unnecessary statement of one’s drunkenness when one is obviously not drunk

(Friend A enters room, yelling, 5 minutes after beer has arrived) Friend A: Holy shit guys, I am so wasted! (Friend immediately tries to justify drunkenness by falling over a chair)
Friend B: Thanks for the intoxication notification, jackass!

by Mike Midgley July 19, 2006

Intaxication

The elation of getting a tax refund... Until you realise it was your money to start with.

Vanessa was intaxicated by the prospect of receiving a tax refund.

David: She was filling out our monthly tax forms, when she suddenly started acting like this. Can you explain doctor.

Doctor: She seems to be showing the symptoms of intaxication.

by simon94 August 4, 2010

Mutual Intoxication

When two are infatuated or in love so much they can do anything else or get anything done. When two are sick, glassy eyed, and nothing or nobody in there surroundings matters.

My friend and his girlfriend have mutual intoxication. Sorry man I can't go fishing with you because I have to lay around and stare at my woman all day long.

by swamped December 3, 2011

intaxication

the state of euphoria when you see the amount of your income tax refund, before you remember it was your money all along

I was in a state of intaxication when my refund check arrived in the mail

by LthrAusse January 22, 2009

Intoxication

To be drunk to a point where you start talking about the realest stuff,a true heart to heart conversation with someone you care about.

Person 1: Yo honestly your the best big
Person 2: Are you drunk lil?
Person 1: Nah I think I'm undergoing intoxication
*Heartfelt conversation starts*

P.S.- Love ya big

by No idea what to put here March 6, 2010

Intaxication

Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with

I was in such a state of intaxication the other day after getting my tax refund check that I was giddy all day about what I wanted to buy later. Later I realized that it was my money that the government got the interest on in the first place and got a deflation downer.. Oh well, shopping anyway!

by Merry Ellen April 30, 2010

intaxication

Happiness when receiving a tax refund...until I realized that Turbo Tax was giving some bank I've never heard of $29.99 of it for reasons unknowable.

I was high on intaxication until I saw that $29.99 was being deducted by a bank in California that I've never heard of on behalf of Turbo Tax.

by Decorina May 8, 2011