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Alien Infestation

When one fucks somebody from behind, but through their chest, making their love truncheon penetrate their still beating heart, and getting near climax. At this point, another person will walk up and see the rod pressing against the flesh, the result being the flesh moving up and down to that persons eye. Entranced, that person will stare until the spam lance breaks the flesh through the persons chest in an alien like fashion and squirts the unsuspecting observer in the eye.
I gave some dude at that concert last night an alien infestation.
by Samuel Datu March 20, 2007
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instigationmachine

You are a wanker whoever this guy is deserves a fucking kick in the face TWAT
Your are an instigationmachine
by Nicksta January 24, 2005
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Urethra Infestation

The act of inserting a large amount of insects down a male urethra in order to receive sexual pleasure

Commonly used insects include - Maggots, Spiders, Ants, Millipedes, Worms, Beetles and Bees but depending in size of penis can also include Cockroaches and Centipedes
Hey Babe, You up for some Urethra Infestation tonight? I have a female spider and her egg sac is gonna burst soon!

I had an amazing session of Urethra Infestation with Stacy the other night...i could feel the Beetles almost in my bladder!
by Mark4Fetish March 16, 2021
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investibation

Investibation is when you put alot of time and effort into masturbating.
I had a lot of time on my hands yesterday, so I began an investibation.
by sullenfrag February 27, 2013
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Anal infestation

A festation of crabs in your ass hair.
Omg. I sat on the toilet at the bar last nite, and when I woke up the next morning I freaked out 'cause I had an anal infestation.
by Kittypuppy February 15, 2009
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Infestation

Too get taken over by a plague
1Dude look at that corpse its Infested,
2Wanna watch the news no way turn on 35 jacks getting taken over
by who
Infestation cuz he owns us all
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investigating his/her crime scene

A slang term for masturbation.

Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.
I walked into the room and there he/she was, naked and sprawled across the bed investigating his/her crime scene.
by ScottyBAus March 11, 2008
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