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EAR INFUCKTION

Pain caused in the ear by fucking the ear with force.
Her boyfriend totally gave her an ear infucktion after their our sex fest last night.
by Yasirt December 21, 2007
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Pancake-injunction

When your sticky sweaty nut sack sticks to the side of your inner thigh.
I got some serious Pancake-injunction sticky icky woo. Dont you hate when your sack sticks to you forehead. Excuse me, I need to peel this bitch off my leg.
by Dr. Stugots February 21, 2011
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injunktion

A court-order forbidding the advertising of useless crap.
I tried getting an injunktion against Target Marketing, but da annoying slick-surfaced flyers keep clogging up my mailbox, anyway!
by QuacksO February 1, 2020
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Infucktion

An infection obtained via sexual means.
Dude 1: Why are you wearing your glasses? Usually you wear contacts.
Dude 2: I gave myself an eye infucktion.
Dude 1: How's you manage that?
Dude 2: I was beating my meat and it got in my eye
by gwh1996 August 7, 2012
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Induction process

A process where a human goes to a place, and receive information in various parts of the body with various random rays of electricity and becoming a hero. For doing this, you need to be in underwear called induction briefs. And be scanned by an x-ray, and receive these information screaming "A-a-a!!" Every time. Then, the main hero accessory (e.g. a Miraculous) will activate a suit on with light, and the anaesthesia will go away when the suit was given.
I love the induction process of Green Lantern!
by Seemscott February 25, 2022
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Inducation

Just as "education" means "to lead from darkness into the light," as semanticians consider it, so "inducation" means to lead from light into darkness, which best represents the work of inducators in our schools and universities.
Harvard, Cambridge, Oxford, and other inducation establishments of the world.
Prof. Umbridge, the great inducator.
Establishing boarding schools, dedicated to the crime of inducation.
Opposing philosophies of education and inducation.
A child's inducation begins aged 5; the dying of the light.
by anonymous August 4, 2024
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sofa injunction

When your wife insists you sleep on the couch after she finds out the details of your super injunction and stops believing that you and that cheap whore are "just friends".
Jon: I hear Ryan Giggs got served a sofa injunction.
Emma: Ouch. That's got to hurt.
Jon: Not really, he's pretty into shemming.
by dontknockit September 27, 2011
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