Math-illiterate

Similar to when you can't read, only this means mathematically challenged. Math was most likely your worst subject because you just don't know what you're doing in that class. Math really stumps you if you're math-illiterate; you often fail to comprehend numbers, adding, subtracting, etc.

Complete opposite of math-literate.

Marilyn is really excellent at english and history and always helps her friends with those subjects, but when it comes to geometry she's really math-illiterate.

by PrincessR November 26, 2009

computer illiterate

Someone who doesn't know how to use a computer no matter how much you try to help them.

Me - Click "OK"
Dumbass - Click what?
Me - Click "OK"
Dumbass - I don't see "OK"
Me - It should be right in the middle of the screen. Click "OK"

Dumbass - Huh? I can't find "OK" anywhere
Me - Sorry. I cannot help you any further. You are computer illiterate.

by beastRuffian July 21, 2011

illiternet

A person who is not e-literate: thinks the world wide web and the internet are two seperate entities, sends emails in all caps and falls for "If this banner is flashing then you have won $$$!" ads.

"Hey man you gonna ask that Emily chick out or what?"

"No way dude, she's a total illiternet."

"Oh. Tough break."

by Frob January 20, 2005

Illiterate

Chingy,that crappy lil pop rapper who can't spell!

Right Thurr("there" you stupid motherfucker)!

Holidae Inn(It's Holiday Inn genius)!

by Nite August 1, 2004

illiterate

People who cannot read or write

90% of people on Internet are illiterate

by messer May 8, 2005

icitrik

Not the first but easily the best internet con artist alive to date. Over a dozen confidence schemes are attributed to him, but many more are likely associated. He has been 'perma-banned' by the somethingawful.com community over 9 times and currently holds the record.

Icitrik once took over ten thousand dollars from IGE.com and funneled it through the Warcraft gold market. He's on over thirty internal blacklists although no one knows exactly who he works with or what his actual identity is.

by Lowtaxx December 9, 2008

illithid

the formal name for a Mindflayer, an androgenous humanoid with great psionic ability and a tentacled face. the Illithids diet consists almost exclusively of sentient being's brains

last night playing D&D we were nearly killed by an Illithid

by Yog Sothoth April 13, 2005