iClit

Found hanging from 50% of humans (most often iCunts) yet only 2% of people actually understand how they operate, or any technology for that matter.

Like clits they are also unreasonably expensive to own, but dicks will spend silly money to play with one, thumbing away wondering why it won't do what they thought it could do

iCunt : Excuse me, but this phone that does less than the Android phone I now wish I bought at 2/3rds the price crashed on me, making me reset it on iTunes, loosing my apps, low qualify photos and all my contacts as well as my overpriced music. Wouldn't have much of any issue had I bought a phone with adult features such the ability to change something as simple as the battery or memory card, I'm a big boy and can be trusted with that sort of technical witchcraft.

Shop douche : Do you have an iClit by any chance?

by vidguyuk November 14, 2011

Ilit

Another way of saying "Absolutely fucking insane"

Yea my friend over there is pretty ilit.

by Kylesletat January 10, 2020

Illitebitch

1. a clever combination of illiterate and bitch, used to described a female who is complaining about something she has no understanding of.

2.can be used literally for a female dog who can not read, also a a female human that can not read.
3.a mispronunciation of "a little bitch"

1. "dude, yo girl is complaining about not having money, she hasnt had to work a day in her life, what an illitebitch."

2.man 1-"bro, why didn't your dog listen to the 'warning cliff' sign?"

bro- "she's an illitebitch, but she was smarter than yo inbred sister"

3. tinkerbell- "did captain hook just call me an illitebitch?"
peter pan- "no, he's a pirate, he speaks weird. he called you a little bitch "

by vakee July 4, 2010

Technologically illiterate

Someone who doesn't know and will probably never learn how to work a computer or any form of technology, i.e video games, cell phones, microwaves, etc.

Mother: Honey, where's the space bar?
Teen: Mom, its the biggest key on the keyboard.
Mother: Oh thank you, that really helps a lot.
Teen: *Sighs* Mom, you are so technologically illiterate.

by Frostgirl117 February 24, 2011

Abusive illiterate

An abusive illiterate is a very low life stage of human or know as a Rowan Cuntingham who think being abusive to women while in a relationship or abusing a child the ages of and between 10-17 years old is a perfectly fine thing to do then after a week play it off as if nothing happened. While on the illiterate behalf is on the lower brain ability to the point of not being able to read a 2 page babybook with no words or write the simplest of words such as him ,her, the, it and so on. An abusive illiterate is not a person you will or would ever want to involve yourself with.

"Tim: That Rowan hit her and her son and played it off as If it was nothing"

"Jack: i know and all because he was jealous that they could spell They and he couldn't"

Abusive illiterate

by Dill_dough November 1, 2020

Parking-lot Illiteracy

The inability of drivers to understand how a parking lot works. These individuals pull down wrong lanes, drive through lanes and parking spaces

Pulling into the WalMart parking-lot some moron nearly ran into me because he was driving the wrong way. Yep. This guy definitely suffers from parking-lot illiteracy.

by MS Libertarian March 2, 2017

geographically illiterate

a person who has no knowledge of the existence of other countries or where any country is outside of the United States. Someone who sucks at geography.

Kris: Do you know where Ukraine is?
Dave: Is that the country next to India?
Kris: No! God, you're geographically illiterate

Kris: Did you hear that Russia invaded Geogia?
Dave: OMG! Are they going to invade Atlanta?
Kris: No, Georgia the country you dumbass
Dave: There's a country called Georgia?
Kris: You are so geographically illiterate

by Maves December 12, 2012