hype-man

somebody who get on the mic before a dj throws down and gets the crowd all pumped up and talks up the dj and shit. has the ability to transform shouting into excitement through the use of his microphone

On his "In Tune and On Time" dvd, DJ Shadow needs to knock that I'm-my-own-hype-man shit off. Nobody wants to see that weenie white dude come out on stage and act allshyboyish before his set and watch while he tries to hype up his crowd by one-by-one listing off his last ike 27 albums, giving the crowd a chance indicate that yes, indeed they had heard of and enjoyed theses albums, and also to show their enthusiam decline to an uncomfortable level, with absolutely no beat in the background.



YO! GET A HYPE-MAN, SHADOW!!!

by f*STAR January 9, 2005

hypement

something thats over the top, or sumting thats built or bigged up that flops or is destined to flop

i.e annoncement of a upcoming rave or event: "bear hypement runnin cos of dat"

by DQ October 31, 2004

hypewank

noun.: (esp. in self-improvement product sales pitches on the internet)
Hype that exagerates both the value of the product, the integrity of the personality selling it, and the price of the product, to a degree that inspires ridicule.

Mr. Mastery introduces a "lost technique of hypnotism": in fact a simple technique using posture to enhance confidence but here hyped up to the max. and very expensive. Q.:"Is his real name Mastery? Or is that just part of the hypewank?"

by Naej October 17, 2008

hypemaid

A bridesmaid that is responsible for getting the bride hype, including but not limited to: before she walks down the aisle, on the dance floor, at the bachelorette party and any other event that the bride may need to get the party lit.

1) OMG she was the best hypemaid I ever could have asked for! I was so nervous before my ceremony and Kelly told me I looked hott as fuck and to get my motherfucking shit together because I was about to marry my best friend and I'm a bad bitch! It was exactly what I needed to hear!
2) She wasn't like a normal bridesmaid, she was more like a hypemaid.
3) Every bride needs a hypemaid to help them get their shit together.
4) Fuck being the maid of honor, if I'm going to be a bridesmaid I rather be named the hypemaid.

5) I can't believe Stacey asked her to be the hypemaid. Bitch.

by EasyESaint April 30, 2021

Hynemanitis

A disease that make you a permanent faggot and CANNOT be cured. Symptoms are:
1)Flailing your arms at random moments and thinking it's funny
2)Denying you didn't surpass stage 1
3)Ragequitting
4)Starting to like fat men
5)Thinking that elementals are real because you read it on scifi.com
6)Turning blonde (if you aren't already)
7)Wear glasses (if you don't already)
8)Beat Pedobear at his own game
9)Hording cock
10)Get a well paying job as a prostitute
11)Hanging out with cockblowers and jocks that think they're cool
12)BECOMING Trent
If you have any of these symptoms, consult a doctor IMMEDIATELY

'At a hospital'
Person 1:I have appendicitis. I think I'm going to die
Person 2:I have Hynemanitis...
Person 1:0.0

by MrPurple510613 February 9, 2012

Hyperanglicize

Strongly emphasizing the "whiteness" or European (Anglo) characteristics of something, usually villains in movies.

Movies are replete with white villains, but sometimes producers hyperanglicize them by placing strong emphasis on characteristics strongly associated with canonical white culture. For example, British accents in villains are abundant even when the movie takes place in the US. Actors who play villains may already have anglo features such blue eyes or blond hair, but producers want to be sure these features do not go unnoticed and so are hyperanglicized by making them extra-blue (e.g., the colonel in Avatar) or extra-blonde (e.g., Gary Busey in Lethal Weapon).

by FigurinOutLife October 27, 2010

Hypomaniacitis

The main theme of having Hypomaniacitis is being extremely insecure and trying to appeal to popular people. Someone with this condition tends to call themselves Hypomaniac on the internet, this should be referred to as bad. Another symptom is being short with small man syndrome, sadly this means they will get more muscular, but this just makes them look even smaller. Hypomaniacitis gives the person a tendency to attempt to make everyone laugh by using bad memes and laughing at friends. There is also a very common occurrence of extreme anger management and glorified self image.

Wow, the guy who runs Hypomaniac on youtube must have Hypomaniacitis.

by WillWisGAY August 27, 2018