hypemaid

A bridesmaid that is responsible for getting the bride hype, including but not limited to: before she walks down the aisle, on the dance floor, at the bachelorette party and any other event that the bride may need to get the party lit.

1) OMG she was the best hypemaid I ever could have asked for! I was so nervous before my ceremony and Kelly told me I looked hott as fuck and to get my motherfucking shit together because I was about to marry my best friend and I'm a bad bitch! It was exactly what I needed to hear!
2) She wasn't like a normal bridesmaid, she was more like a hypemaid.
3) Every bride needs a hypemaid to help them get their shit together.
4) Fuck being the maid of honor, if I'm going to be a bridesmaid I rather be named the hypemaid.

5) I can't believe Stacey asked her to be the hypemaid. Bitch.

by EasyESaint April 30, 2021

Hyperaid

Any combination of an energy drink and powdered drink mix that creates a beverage with the consistency of syrup.

In small doses, can cause jittery behavior, and unruly antics. In larger doses, or done in shots, can result in a sugar coma or death.

Also known as "Sweet Liquor".

Doctor, all I am allowed to say about my friend here in your ER is that he has consumed too much hyperaid

by Ian John Willis February 22, 2011

Hyperaid

1.) A most vile concoction. Where one mixes Kool Aid powder with their preferred energy drink (Rockstar, Monster, etc...). Alcohol may also be added, but is not suggested as even one shot of alcohol added to the already lethal amounts of caffeine will make a drink stronger than a four loko.

2.) Basically, Crystal meth in liquid form.

Damn, I wanna try something stronger than weed, but I don't wanna shoot or snort anything.

Let's make some hyperaid!

by Ass McFaggerson March 10, 2011