Hypathetic

The particular type of sympathy that is felt when a celebrity or celebrity wanna be is in seemingly tragic circumstances while at the same time has large amounts of hype about them being generated in media coverage.

I would like to feel sympathetic towards all who claim to have been Tiger Woods' lover, but I feel more hypathetic because of how popular the media has made them.

Couchgoer 1: Dude, I have so sympathy for all of these poor (insert participators of a celebrity scandal) you know?
Couchgoer 2: I don't know man, I'm feelin more hypathetic. Just look at all of the coverage they get.

by risingtide December 20, 2009

hypathetical

An argument based on a pathetic hypothesis. Generally by argumen (sic). Something simply not raisinable (sic).

Sure there'd be a shortage of pork if pigs could fly: That's hypathetical.

by vivauganda April 30, 2013

HypARGHtext MARGHkup Language!

Hypertext Markup Language: a set of tags and rules used in developing hypertext documents to be presented on web browsers, allowing incorporation of text, graphics, sound, video and hyperlinks.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

HypARGHtext MARGHkup Language!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration anout Hypertext Markup Language.

"HypARGHtext MARGHkup Language!" -says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 26, 2013

hypatron

hypatron is another name for the drink Hypnotic

Take a shot of this hypatron

by oreogal March 15, 2005

hypappointment

Having one's expectations exceded, especially when they were originally low. (From the same root as disappointment.)

"I thought the film was going to be shit but I was actually quite hypappointed"

"I was full of hypappointment over the £1.50 lunch"

by Tommy Tiger November 9, 2006

HyparSilence

Some guy who lives in LUE chat.HUZZAH!

HyparSilence (10:32:33 AM): All five definitions of "white base" on urbandictionary.com = accurate.

by SPROKLE October 31, 2004

hypanox

A breed of a unicorn and a tiger.

Hypanox is type of angelic creature.

by 31105336 January 24, 2015