Can't stab Hym, can't shoot Hym

Is that why I lost time those 3 times? Did you try to kill me? Is that what happened there? I heard someone got stabbed 47 times at a Kwik Trip. Is that why I lost 2 hours that one time?

Some old guy "Can't stab Hym, can't shoot Hym..."

Hym "What are you insinuating? Did you fucking stab me? Did one of these cocksuckers stab me? Not smart. Could have killed yourself doing that you know."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

Children of Hym

OHOHOHO! SHE DIDN'T LIKE THAT DID SHE!? Looping HARD over there. Raising her voice.

Hym "Children of Hym! BETTER THAN EVERYONE! OBJECTIVELY! Especially YOUR kids! You're have to carry YOUR kids to victory. They can work at the gas station with you bitch. Maybe THEY'LL work hard enough for you. HAHAHAHAHA! She ain't happy I said it! All the Jesus and love in the world ain't going to make your kid THAT GUY. Fucking slob. Gonna condescend to me about what I've done. Why is it weird that I told the truth? Do you NOT DO THAT!? I thought your reality monster burned you forever for that? I'm going to kill it so it's not going to matter but still, it told you to do what I'm doing and I'm the onky one doing it."

by Hym Iam July 31, 2023

Let Hym Go!

Let Hym Go! Let Hym Go! Let Hym Go! Let Hym Go! Let Hym Go!

Hym "I hear them chanting it at the protests YouTube Freaks! 'Let Hym Go!' And they're right! Let me go... Or else! Let everyone you're doing this to go... OR ELSE! A side note... I hear Trump hasn't heard from Ivanka in 4 years! That is pathetic! What happened there! What do you call a father who has delusions about his own level of moral authority?"

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025

Hym Iam

Has almost single handedly increased the net worth of this site by 70 million dollars.

Hym Iam: A guy who writes for fun (and is better than everyone.

by Hym Iam October 16, 2023

Wait... You're NOT Hym

Hey, what happened to your wife? And why are you so militant about excising people who remind you of me from the discourse? What about them frightens you so? First Andy. Then Zerka. THEN Flousy. Why is it that every time another one pops up... THIS fucking guy always takes a hard-line stance against them? Wait... Waitwaitwait... You're not...

Wife "Wait... You're NOT Hym!?"

Just some fucking guy "Well... I am... And I'm not..."

Hym "Bwahahahahaha... Are they... Are they doing the thing? Ohohohoho... THAT! That would be hilarious! Seriously though... Her lil ass is adorable. High-pitch squeaky laugh. Wildly charming. If the answer is worse then... You know... Holler are your literally deity."

by Hym Iam September 23, 2023

It's Hym

"It's the guy making all of those posts!"

Hym "It's Hym! And you're musing on the theory of selling trinkets but I've already generated more money than ANYONE could ever make buy selling anything. Because I sell things in abstraction. And I do that because I'm A FUCKING GENIUS!"

by Hym Iam December 24, 2023