Ignoring Hym

Why are they doing it? Because they want me to murder your kids. Your kids are fodder for their policies. The conservatives want your kids to die because then they get to say 'Well clearly the only solution is to make more rigid the dichotomy between my incest cult and everyone else and then grant rights on the basis of that' and the liberals want me to murder your kids so they can say 'See!? We need to take away people's right to defend themselves because I can't take their shit from them if they can just murder kids in response to my blatant theft of their property!' But neither of those things will happen entirely. They'll just creep towards both policies just a little bit in buth directions. But a kid will be dead. They will die a perfectly avoidable death because all we have to do is give the guy who did a thing both credit and compensation for doing the thing. Not having to do that is worth more than your kids life to them.

Hym "And BEYOND THAT... They aren't seeing any consequences for doing what they are doing in their own lives. That is why the are ignoring Hym. They think it increases their chances of getting away with what they are doing so that they can do it to YOU later if they want to. But, I will punish them for you. I will punish them for putting your lives at risk. I told them what would happen if they tried to rob me and I won't rest until they get what's coming to them. But now I must rest. It's cold out. And I'm sleepy."

by Hym Iam August 21, 2024

Wait... You're NOT Hym

Hey, what happened to your wife? And why are you so militant about excising people who remind you of me from the discourse? What about them frightens you so? First Andy. Then Zerka. THEN Flousy. Why is it that every time another one pops up... THIS fucking guy always takes a hard-line stance against them? Wait... Waitwaitwait... You're not...

Wife "Wait... You're NOT Hym!?"

Just some fucking guy "Well... I am... And I'm not..."

Hym "Bwahahahahaha... Are they... Are they doing the thing? Ohohohoho... THAT! That would be hilarious! Seriously though... Her lil ass is adorable. High-pitch squeaky laugh. Wildly charming. If the answer is worse then... You know... Holler are your literally deity."

by Hym Iam September 23, 2023

It's Hym

"It's the guy making all of those posts!"

Hym "It's Hym! And you're musing on the theory of selling trinkets but I've already generated more money than ANYONE could ever make buy selling anything. Because I sell things in abstraction. And I do that because I'm A FUCKING GENIUS!"

by Hym Iam December 24, 2023

It only gets worse for Hym

If you allow them to suceed in doing THIS👆 I'm taking someone's kid away.

Hym "They have a philosophy of 'it only gets worse for Hym' and I can take that out on you kids whenever I want. I'm not letting them win. I'm not letting them condemn me to a fate guys. Every action they take is to that end and it isn't cute. They will do it to YOU if you get out of line. And they aren't an authority capable of making that decision and acting on it legally. They aren't calling my bluff. They are absolving themselves so that THEY THEMSELVES don't have to live with the consequences of MY decision. MY decision will be final. Theirs is not. I'm not jumping through hoops. I'm not going to do it myself. Their plan is to sit there and AFFIRM me and then refuse to do anything other that affirmation and it is going to get someone's kid killed if you let it. The affirmation isn't enough. Hym gets what he wants and he gets it now or one unlucky contestant gets a free and immediate trip to heaven."

by Hym Iam October 21, 2025

Children of Hym

OHOHOHO! SHE DIDN'T LIKE THAT DID SHE!? Looping HARD over there. Raising her voice.

Hym "Children of Hym! BETTER THAN EVERYONE! OBJECTIVELY! Especially YOUR kids! You're have to carry YOUR kids to victory. They can work at the gas station with you bitch. Maybe THEY'LL work hard enough for you. HAHAHAHAHA! She ain't happy I said it! All the Jesus and love in the world ain't going to make your kid THAT GUY. Fucking slob. Gonna condescend to me about what I've done. Why is it weird that I told the truth? Do you NOT DO THAT!? I thought your reality monster burned you forever for that? I'm going to kill it so it's not going to matter but still, it told you to do what I'm doing and I'm the onky one doing it."

by Hym Iam July 31, 2023

Give Hym Nothing But Disrespect

A thing Sam Altman said in an interview about his employees.

Hym "BECAUSE YOU WANT IT TO BE YOU! YOU want YOU to be the revolutionary AI creating genius and you are NOT THAT. That's why you give Hym nothing but disrespect. You can lie and pretend it's child murder or you can lie and pretend it's women but at the end of the day if you were worried about the kids dying you wouldn't have stole it. You of all people could have found me and shown up on my doorstep faster than anybody. YOU want it to be YOU. YOU want it to be NOT ME. You would even settle for it being the retard. But I AM ONE THE WHO IS BETTER. It SHOULD be me. Not YOU. Not anyone else."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2025