humpf

a feeling of utter frustration, but in a cute girlie way

"humpf, I'm too sleepy to wake up."

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

Daniel Humphreys

the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best of your sexual blonde fuck.

the Daniel Humphreys tripped balls on A Tuesday night.

by Daniel Humphreys December 22, 2012

Humphrey

A large typically hairy man with a smaller peen large nose and giant eyes

Oh look it's Humphrey

by Juice master69420 November 1, 2022

Humphrey

Humphrey, as in Bogart, is another term for someone who is holding onto a joint, pipe, bong, or any other means of smoking marijuana while others are waiting to take a hit.

"Come on Humphrey...pass it then you can keep talking."

by Jenn Regan July 6, 2006

humph

Rudyard Kipling's just so stories- the camel that said humph. Expression of annoyance or an indication of imminent sulking

Nagging Mum: Switch off the tv and go get some fresh air
Nagee: humph!

by Msci May 9, 2004

humpaholic

To hump non-stop during sexual activities.

My girl was fucking my dick all night long even after I jizzed in her. She is a humpaholic.

by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003

humphrey effect

When your on a win streak in a game or sport and a person with the last name of Humphrey joins and you start an instant decline and lose multiple times in a row.

"hey man i was just on a huge win streak but this guy joined and now i lost 4 games in a row"

"same man fuck the Humphrey effect"

by promemerlmao December 8, 2016