1. To masturbate furiously; process by which the human male masturbates so fast that both the hand and the penis become blurred. The Hummingbird Jerk is generally done for one of two reasons:
a. Time constraints; the masturbator has a place to go, such as work or church, but is a compulsive masturbator or has blue balls and has a physiological need for ejaculatory release.
b. Recent extreme physical attraction to the opposite sex (or the same sex, as in Nick's case); due to a mentally inspired rush of adrenaline and testosterone, as well as a throbbing erection, the masturbator gets lost in the process, taking self-gratifiction to the point where penis flesh becomes torn and damaged.
The Hummingbird Jerk is also known as the Hummingbird ("I was in such a hurry that I had to give myself a Hummingbird")
a. Time constraints; the masturbator has a place to go, such as work or church, but is a compulsive masturbator or has blue balls and has a physiological need for ejaculatory release.
b. Recent extreme physical attraction to the opposite sex (or the same sex, as in Nick's case); due to a mentally inspired rush of adrenaline and testosterone, as well as a throbbing erection, the masturbator gets lost in the process, taking self-gratifiction to the point where penis flesh becomes torn and damaged.
The Hummingbird Jerk is also known as the Hummingbird ("I was in such a hurry that I had to give myself a Hummingbird")
a. Knowing that he could not perform his duties at work with blue balls, Drew gave himself a Hummingbird Jerk so not to be late.
b. "Because I was thinking about Jen's face being covered with my semen, I unintentionally escalated to a Hummingbird Jerk."
b. "Because I was thinking about Jen's face being covered with my semen, I unintentionally escalated to a Hummingbird Jerk."
by The Fabulous Jizzblaster April 24, 2005
"Ms.Jones took 25 of my hummingbird bucks all because I was talking to Cohner, hope he goes to he'll real he'll the burning 1.
by ClumZx February 28, 2022
The act of taking a caprisun straw from the packet, jamming it into your partners urethra while handcuffed to show your little wings flapping as you suck the nut deep from within the genitals.
"Did you hear about Mark and Milly's new bedroom passtime? he said that sometimes she likes to give him a hummingbird vasectomy to make him feel like a pretty flower."
by goatfetus June 24, 2023
when a man takes a humming bird and sticks it’s beak into his urethra and keeps putting it deeper until it goes all the way through and out the mouth.
by PizzaDrinker February 18, 2020
by coonsauce March 19, 2020
A mythical stroke of luck. It is small and unlikely but something that you know happens, you just aren’t very likely to see it.
Synonyms are “unicorn shit”; “fairy farts”
Synonyms are “unicorn shit”; “fairy farts”
Geoff’s was going through a hard a time, but as all his friend know, he always walks through hummingbird queef.
by Dirk217 October 24, 2018
Hummingbird moments are when you enjoy a brief moment of pleasure after suffering a lot. Then you will suffer a lot before having your next hummingbird moment.
Guy 1: Aw man <insert girl name> just broke up with me
Guy 2: Your next hummingbird moment is when you fuck <insert other girl's name>
Guy 2: Your next hummingbird moment is when you fuck <insert other girl's name>
by TheHummingbird October 23, 2020