food hostage

When your girlfriend takes fucking forever to figure out what to eat and you're stuck hostage waiting forever starving to death suffering greatly :(

For fucksake Diana hurry up and decide what you want to eat so we can go and order! Your holding me food hostage! Im sooo hungry!!!!

by JyahC July 6, 2019

chocolate hostages

Poo thats just dying to get out.

I know we only have 10 minutes to get there, but I have to release these chocolate hostages!

by TZ October 7, 2005

hoetastic

A word used to describe a location with a plethora of extravagant looking females that act in ways that aren't deemed acceptable to society's standards.

Man....I cannot wizzait to go to school tomorrow! It's so freaking hoetastic.

by joemammy March 2, 2007

Hoetality

The level of sluttiness one could possible show.

Jordan Williams walks around school with too much hoetality...

by jife lube September 11, 2011

Hoetacular

The supreme hoe of ones social group

JimBo said to Shawn: ‘after this weekend, I relinquish the title of Hoetacular and Bequeath it to you’

by Aspiring Hoe September 13, 2021

Hostagous

Outragously Hostile. A combonation of the word. Often used in my home country of Kazjickaztan.

Mr. abdul became hostagous after seeing fluffy peeing all over his flower bed!! LOLZ it was sooo funny!

by [eXo5] May 7, 2007

Hontas

Vagina. It is derived from Pocahontas or (Poke-a-Hontas), and is traditionally used in the context of a penis that will "poke" a "hontas".

I'd like to poke a hontas tonight.

Where is all the hot hontas at?

by ds2593 October 1, 2014