inside the park homerun

Masturbating or because of the inability to get a girl in bed masturbate instead

Guy1: Has Ron ever gotten around the bases

Guy2: No but he hits inside the park homeruns everyday

by HitlerJesus April 27, 2010

hower

A guy with multiple hoes

You are a hower.

by Jake Eggleston January 8, 2018

Christian Homerun

This shit is the farthest action that a child under God can do. While he waits to find a lady to take in marriage and get his dick wet all that he can do is dry hump the fucking soul out of the poor female. This typically happens when a boy of Jesus goes out for a night with the boys and gets completely bamboozled.

Brad: Yo, did you bang that jawn last night?
Ethan: nah, Just hit a quick Christian homerun.

by Ethan Porteous May 6, 2018

Budapest Homerun

(n) A combination of various sexual acts, thus resulting in a "homerun". These acts include:
- vicious physical and vaginal assault, followed by oral defecation, finishing with ejaculation into her ear canals, resulting in permanent auditory damage

I heard Katy was in the hospital after Jamal scored a Budapest Homerun after the party.

by Vein Johnson February 23, 2011

Homerun

When you and your friends are driving around playing mailbox baseball and you and or one of your friends swings at the mailbox and hits it completely off the post.

Damn Brett that was a nice swing. I think you just hit a homerun!

by Jon W May 17, 2007

howering

When you’re so tired that you have to take a cold shower to stay awake and you try to tell your friends what your doing, but your so tired that you can’t say the word shower

Dude I was so tired so I just finished howering

by Anjonu April 23, 2018

Homerun

Used as a verb: to run cables such as phone, audio or cat 5 cables from one end of a building or room to another, or to multiple predetermined end points.

Please homerun this cat 5 cable from point A to it's five destination computers.

by conspiretothrive July 5, 2021