HoopState

A term referring to the state of North Carolina's dominance in the sport of basketball from the high school to collegiate level.

Examples of schools: North Carolina, Duke, NC State, Wake Forest, Davidson College

Examples of players: Michael Jordan, James Worthy, David Thompson, Chris Paul, John Wall, Stephen Curry

"I swear, the best basketball comes from the Hoopstate"

by beachgalloway February 19, 2019

mexican hospital

A bathtub filled with ice.

dude 1: What happened to Steve after the party last night, he was so wasted.

dude 2: Didn't you hear, he woke up in a mexican hospital with one of his kidneys missing.

by Bitch Puddin' April 26, 2011

hoopty hunch

It is the position that the driver of said automobile assumes because of the adjustment of the seat. In attempt to be cool or hip, the seat back is cranked back to the point where the driver feels he/she has attained cool status. The "hunch" aspect of the description becomes apparent when the vehicle starts to move, because the driver, who can't actually see out at this point has to "hunch" forward to see who might be looking at him/her, or maybe even to drive. This is often compounded by the fact that the driver is, for whatever reason, wearing his/her hood up (inside the car!), and can barely operate the vehicle. Should we call it the moron hunch?

The seventeen year old suburban male is often afflicted with hoopty hunch. If the windows are not tinted, he can be spotted with earrings, and wearing his hat backwards, driving his grandmother's 1991 Coupe De Ville. He longs for the day this baby becomes his and he can put 20" wheels on it. But, for now, the seat adjustment is the only grandmother approved modification.

by Magic Carpet March 8, 2009

Hospitility

The blend of hospitality and hostility exhibited by most long-time servers in a restaurant. Also known as the art of telling someone to fuck off in a way where they look forward to the trip.

If you're gonna work here, you're going to have to learn hospitility. If not, the extra ranch crowd will eat you alive.

by Server Memes January 6, 2016

hospital

A place where they mend your arm and leg and then demand both as payment for their services.

Dude, my hospital bill was $2000 even after they ran my top-of-the-line insurance! All I had was a broken finger!

by WelkinRing February 8, 2012

Hospital fast

"Hospital fast" is in reference to somebody who is going so fast, they're probably going to end up in the hospital if they eat shit or crash. Usually it's in reference to somebody who has very few safety precautions. I.E. driver with no seat belt, longboarder with no pads or helmet.

Holy haberdashery batman, that guy bombing is going hospital fast!

by swallnuts October 10, 2010

hoopin n hollerin

The thing ya momma and aunts say the kids doing. Manley when there’s a large gathering of siblings and cousins. Hoopin and hollerin is a way older adults like to describe how loud kids sound.(Mostly just black parents)

Auntie 1: Them damn kids ova steady hoopin n hollerin.

Auntie 2: Mmmhm they too damn loud.

by Gave.it.to.you September 10, 2020