Hoogeybear

1) A fat, sweaty, prematurely balding, hairy, 29 year old virgin.
2) A teacher at ERMS.

1) Woah, that Hoogeybear looks like he hasn't been touched by a woman since his mother shoved him out of her vagina.

by Aecilmh Oughiaans December 14, 2010

Hooglebolt

the art of falling over but making it look like a dance

damon did the hooglebolt on the dancefloor after 10 pints of lager

by warnerslove April 9, 2008

Hoogling

Bargaining with a prostitute to increase your bang for buck ratio.

"buyer: 80 bucks? no way i'll give you 60.
hoobag: no way, Quit hoogling me you hoogler."

by VinnieTheChin January 1, 2011

Hooglemop

A person who slaps their tummy for the pure joy of smacking their tummy.

Girl 1: “She smacks her tummy so much and fingers her bellybutton. I think she might be a Hooglemop.

Girl 2: Oh for sure. She smacks her tummy like it’s nobody’s business

by Hooglemop August 24, 2018

Hoogaly

A way to describe someone funny looking or acting.

“Ryan, stop being such a hoogaly”

by Hoogalyheadass March 11, 2019

hoobly boobly

Generally, persons of Indian descent (Dairy Queen/Convenience Store indians, not "how now brown cow" indians).

Dude, when I got my slurpee from the store the other day, Mr. Hoobly Boobly actually said "thank you come again!"

by E Chuck February 6, 2008

hooly

short western european female with characteristics commonly associated with ladies of a blond persuasion.

my wife is a 'hooly'

by moike November 7, 2003