Hoopin 

To be playin, messing around

“Dawg dont worry homeboy hoopin”
*pulls out knife*
“I was wrong he ain’t hoopin”

Hoopin by Cream_Team April 19, 2019

Hoffin 

Hogging a coffin; to stand at an unacceptable distance from a coffin for to long so other people can’t visit

Ann was angry that I was hoffin during visiting hours at the morgue

Hoffin by Fratrick135 September 6, 2020

Lamb Hoofing

A lamb that accidentally gets their hoof stuck up their vagina by trying to reach orgasm by using their back leg to rub their clitoris but instead it slips up their vagina due to all the slippery discharge.
Can also be achieved by a horny female stuck in a field for only a lambs hoof to fulfil their weird horny nature!

1= Dave: " Woh man why is that lamb standing on 3 legs in the field shaking?"

Scott: "that's because its lamb hoofing season it has its hoof stuck up its vagina"

Dave: " Err thats sick man!!!"

2=

Dr " how did you get that hoof up there"
Female " I was camping and forgot to pack my shit pole, I was horny and lamb hoofing was the next best thing! "

Lamb Hoofing by KaySof August 6, 2012

bing bong hoobin doobin

the essence of hoob mixed in with doobin shnoobin

shming is a bing bong hoobin doobin who floats in the bathtub.

bing bong hoobin doobin by shnoodifym January 9, 2009

hoopin 

Sticking a drug up one's anus

I think Brian is busy hoopin some ecstasy.

hoopin by desertfox1613 October 30, 2011

howfin 

ugly or in a bad state of affair.

your girlfriend's howfin.
that food's howfin.

howfin by Jon Andrews July 21, 2006

hoozin

To fuck things up in such a way that cannot be explained

He Hoozined it up

hoozin by BloodKnight March 10, 2014