hoefinger

the act of smelling like a vagina.

after playing an arousing game of baskegtball, i smelled like hoefinger

by blow me33447 December 7, 2005

hoomin

the word "human," as written by cats and dumb people.

i Iz stoopid annd cant spel rite, cuz im a cat, not a hoomin.

by twigboy22 May 27, 2010

hooking

to turn a trick (sell body for money)
the task that a hook(er) performs.

i heard your mom's been hooking to put you through school.

by e-fu December 19, 2003

hooking it

DC Metro Area term for the act of masterbation

I walked in on my roommate hooking it to porn.

by SnaykByte March 20, 2007

Hooping

Placing an foreign item or object in your rectum in an attempt to smuggle it into a location.

Gerald was caught hooping cigarettes into the Penn again.

by Brody Anderson December 9, 2018

hootin skootin

1) a hill-billy exlamation that can be used in times of anger or happiness.

"Aww hootin skootin, der goes ma dog"
"HOOTIN SKOOTIN!!!"

by James Scharl May 10, 2004

hooking down

To hook up with someone of lower social status and/or attractiveness level.

(A few girls are looking at facebook)
"Ew, that guy is so fugly"
"OMG. him and I were hooking down last night at the club"

by MC Betches March 10, 2009