honking

Dirty,filthy,unclean. Truly grotty.

That shirt you are wearing is absolutely honking !

by muffindamule October 5, 2006

honking

anything large, excessive, or otherwise inordinately disproportionate by almost any measure. Occasionally referring to an event with onomatope. (Note: substitution with the word makka.)

He blew a honking booger out his nose.

by Lex Luther Vandross March 22, 2004

Honking

Something that smells very bad, to the point your struggling to breath it in. Or makes you recoil in some way.

Bill: dude have you been in the new multi story carpark?

Ben: yeah, the stairwell is already honking of piss

Or,

The builders have been ripping the ceilings down in that room, so don’t go in there yet without a respirator on, there’s dust everywhere, it’s honking.

by couzinworms June 29, 2018

Honk Honk

Unexpectantly grabbing a guys crotch (honk! honk!) to see if you could work with his package.

OR

Giving a guy an ego booster by grabbing his crotch (honk! honk!)unexpectantly.

I thought that guy was hot so I gave him a Honk Honk to see what he has going on.

OR

That poor guy looked lonely over there so I gave him a Honk Honk to make his night.

by Sassy 1 February 29, 2008

honking

Of unusually large or otherwise disproportionate dimensions; by extention, anything out of the ordinary.

That was one honkin' Gewürztraminer, Floyd! Good call!

by Doron October 27, 2003

honk

The sound you should make when you squeeze one or both of a chick's breasts, preferably while in public.

"Hey baby, come here for a second... honk!"

by Titusgoldfish November 11, 2004

Honk

Money (particularly cash)

I was out last night, I spent a lot of honk.

by EdStrong October 18, 2008